"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less a long-distance relationship with your cult leader's dick?"
A lot of...
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that training at The New School might have paid off."
Well, the stage seems to be set for at least a couple of debates between incumbent President Joe Biden and the man...
"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I hadn't seen in the previous six thousand times I've looked at them."
To this very moment, I'm really not sure why she called me, of all people. We're not friends; we're...
Transgender guests of Walt Disney World can receive a rather special perk this summer, according to sources within the company. In leaked records provided to us, it appears that Disney executives are about to green light a special promotion that would give free Bud...
TALAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Teachers in America's Dong State are forbidden from discussing the halftime show presented at Super Bowl LVI this past weekend, according to a new order signed by Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q).
On Sunday, legends of hip hop took to the stage during...