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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply to him? Think of the dangerous precedent we're setting if we start trying to hold rich, white billionaires accountable for breaking the law like we...

I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about this topic ten years ago, that's for certain. Recently, though, my state's governor signed a bill that rolls back child labor laws to the point...
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Settle Down, Libs. Lots of Us Pay Almost $1 Billion Because We Lied Our Asses Off.

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As Part of Dominion Settlement, Tucker and Hannity Must Share Custody of Trump’s Taint

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5 Key Differences Between Michael Jackson and Matt Walsh

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Judge in Dominion Lawsuit Releases Private Text Messages Between Fox Hosts and Execs

This week, the judge presiding over Dominion Voting System's billion dollar lawsuit against Fox...

In Dominion Testimony, Rupert Murdoch Admitted He Knew Tucker Carlson Fucks Sheep

"...but obviously only the white ones." - Rupert Murdoch, referring to Tucker Carlson during...

Scott Adams Can Still Run His “Dilbert” Comics on the Back of KKK Pamphlets

Cartoonist Scott Adams' "Dilbert" comic strip has been pulled from several major publications recently...

MTG Hopeful Tucker Carlson Only Shows January 6th Footage From Her Good Side

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Dominion Reveals Hannity, Ingraham, Carlson Texted About No Longer Liking Taste of Trump’s D

This week newly revealed court filings in the Dominion lawsuit against Fox News, texts...

Tucker Carlson Vows He’ll Never Stop Sexually Fantasizing About Cartoon M&M’s

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Ben Shapiro’s Wife Volunteers Him to Dry Up California

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D’Souza’s Documentary Claims 6 Trillion People Stuffed Ballots With Obama’s Birth Certificate

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Ben Shapiro: “My Wife Told Me Not to Worry If I Can’t Find Her Clitoris, Someone Can”

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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have...

I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that...

Jesus: “Silencing Transgender People Isn’t Christian, It’s Cunty”

"I specifically told people to stop being judgmental little twatwaffles to everyone." In Montana, elected...

A Complete List of All the 2024 Presidential Candidates Currently on Trial for Rape

In New York City, a former President of the United States is being sued...