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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity from prosecution  -- even for attempting coups -- that we're headed in the wrong direction as a country. And sure, if you're one of those libtarded cucks who thinks self-governance...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign spokesperson Dustin Pewpsin, who also served as Elon Musk's personal testicular polishing assistant from 2021-2022. The opinions expressed herein are only those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not of this outlet,...

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Boebert Proposes Lowering the Debt Basement Instead of Raising the Debt Ceiling

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McCarthy: Poor People Should at Least Pretend to Work Like He Does For His Six Figure Salary

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3 Important Reasons Bank Execs Need Bailouts But You Don’t Need Welfare

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Economic Models Project Which Red States Become Third World Countries After National Divorce

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Conservative Economist Predicts Inflation Will Fall 200% If Everyone Sees Hunter Biden’s Dick

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Cawthorn Says His Stock Tips Come From The Ladies Whose Tits Bear The Cocaine He Snorts

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Ivanka, Jared, Eric, and Don Jr ‘Disappointed’ Hunter Biden Used His Name for Personal Gain

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Senator Accidentally Inserts Hot Stock Tip Into Text of Daylight Savings Bill

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CEO Blames Inflation for His 400% Bonus This Year

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What Impact Has Biden’s Inflation Had on Covfefe Imports?

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Biden’s Told Aides He Wishes Presidents Weren’t Constitutionally Required to Set Gas Prices

In recent days, sources close to the situation have reported that President Joe Biden...
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Since the West Started Sanctioning Russia, Don Jr Hasn’t Been Able to Buy Nearly as Much Coke

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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

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