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I Asked a Klansman If He’s Voting For Biden Since They’re Both Democrats. He Punched Me.

"Man, it's really true what they say about Democrats. They're snowflakes." We all know a few facts about American politics: It's largely a two-party system We vote for presidents once every four years The popular vote doesn't always decide the president Democrats started the KKK...

For Conservatives, Fart Naps Are Quickly Replacing Power Naps

"While some might casually observe the irony in someone who belittles his opponent as "Sleepy Joe" being so frequently unable to keep himself awake, they're missing the larger point. Trump has once again started blazing a trail..." There's a hot new trend among conservatives, and...

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Why I Downplayed COVID Even Though I Knew It Was a Bioweapon From the Beginning

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Hey Libs, The DOE Has “Low Confidence” in a COVID Lab Leak, So Our Racism is Justified

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Biden Tells Trump He’ll Race Him Upstairs to See Who Takes Cognitive Test First

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Biden Promises to Brief Greene, Boebert on Downed Aircraft as Soon as They Can Spell “UFO”

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DeSantis: NASA Has to Rename Black Holes Because All Holes Matter in Florida

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is on a mission to de-woke his state. During his terms...

Scientist Proves MTG is a Barely Sentient Glob of Congealed Mayonnaise in a Vanilla Pudding Cup

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My Grandpa Smoked for 50 Years and Died of Lung Cancer After He Got a COVID Vaccine

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Biden to Confiscate Gas Stoves and Put Them in Same FEMA Camps as Obama’s Guns

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Ben Shapiro’s Wife Volunteers Him to Dry Up California

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The Only Result I Got From Trying Tucker’s Teste Treatment Is My Balls Look Like Donald Trump

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Heidi Cruz Asks Trump For Ted’s Balls Back So He Can Suntan Them

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I Asked a Klansman If He’s Voting For Biden Since They’re Both Democrats. He Punched Me.

"Man, it's really true what they say about Democrats. They're snowflakes." We all know a...

For Conservatives, Fart Naps Are Quickly Replacing Power Naps

"While some might casually observe the irony in someone who belittles his opponent as...

Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...