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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity from prosecution  -- even for attempting coups -- that we're headed in the wrong direction as a country. And sure, if you're one of those libtarded cucks who thinks self-governance...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign spokesperson Dustin Pewpsin, who also served as Elon Musk's personal testicular polishing assistant from 2021-2022. The opinions expressed herein are only those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not of this outlet,...

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Matt Walsh Applied for a Hospital Job as a Pediatric Urologist

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Why I Downplayed COVID Even Though I Knew It Was a Bioweapon From the Beginning

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Hey Libs, The DOE Has “Low Confidence” in a COVID Lab Leak, So Our Racism is Justified

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My Grandpa Smoked for 50 Years and Died of Lung Cancer After He Got a COVID Vaccine

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Biden to Confiscate Gas Stoves and Put Them in Same FEMA Camps as Obama’s Guns

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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

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