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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity from prosecution  -- even for attempting coups -- that we're headed in the wrong direction as a country. And sure, if you're one of those libtarded cucks who thinks self-governance...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign spokesperson Dustin Pewpsin, who also served as Elon Musk's personal testicular polishing assistant from 2021-2022. The opinions expressed herein are only those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not of this outlet,...

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Tallahassee Pill Sees His Shadow and Will Have Four More Years of Not Being President

"He could still be president of his local chapter of the Proud Boys, or...
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Greene and Boebert Blast Cinco De Mayo as ‘Reverse Racist’

"...it's very rude and disrespectful, the whole holiday. You can see it in the...
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7 Cute Nicknames Lauren Boebert’s First Grandchild Can Call Her

Recently, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) announced that her 17-year old son had impregnated someone,...
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In Arkansas, Our Kids Are Too Young to Choose a Gender, But Old Enough to Choose a Career

The following editorial was written by Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders. The views and...
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Florida Republicans Propose 24-Hour Waiting Period for All Men Buying Dresses

If you're a man looking to buy a dress for your daughter, niece, wife,...
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How to Tell When You Should Say “Woke” or Just Use the N-Word

If there is one constant in the universe, it's that change is inevitable. Perhaps nothing...
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Greene Wants Harrison Ford to Testify About Being Antifa Leader Since 1980

Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) filed a bill on the House Floor this week...
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“I Didn’t Say Eradicate Jews. I Said Eradicate Jewishness as a Philosophy.”

The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Adolf Hitler, following the controversy...
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Sorry Libs. In Real America We Teach The Three R’s: Reagan, Religion, Re-Electing Trump

The following editorial was submitted by right-wing commentator and "school choice advocate" Dustin Pewpsin....
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Should We Do Civil War II Because a Horse Faced Lady Doesn’t Like How the First One Went?

I will be the first to admit that I don't know everything. In fact,...
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DeSantis Bans Minors from Attending Scottish Highland Games

Each year, all over America, people partake in the Scottish Highland Games -- a...
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Why Does Matt Walsh Think About My Sons’ Dicks So Often?

Don't get me wrong. I'm sure that he has all kinds of very valid...
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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