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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity from prosecution  -- even for attempting coups -- that we're headed in the wrong direction as a country. And sure, if you're one of those libtarded cucks who thinks self-governance...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign spokesperson Dustin Pewpsin, who also served as Elon Musk's personal testicular polishing assistant from 2021-2022. The opinions expressed herein are only those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not of this outlet,...

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Disney World Offering Free Bud Light to Every Transgender Guest This Summer

Transgender guests of Walt Disney World can receive a rather special perk this summer,...
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Anheuser-Busch Selling $400 Special Edition Boycott Cases of Bud Light for Target Practice

Gun owning super-patriot religious inquisitors looking to take their transphobic and homophobic rage out...
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I Don’t Need Bud Light No More Cuz Trump’s Piss is Just as Good

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and commentator Dustin Pewpsin. The views...
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DeSantis Bans Minecraft Because ‘Kids Can Get Hoes’ In It

Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida has used much of his second term in office...
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Musk Unsure Whether to Skip Child Support or Twitter Loan Payment This Month

Recently, billionaire hair plug recipient Elon Musk revealed that he believes Twitter has lost...
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DeSantis Wants All Black Spaces on Roulette Wheels in Florida Made White

"The last thing we want is some white woman walking into one of our...
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New “Mrs. Shapiro” Bottled Water is Just the Empty Bottle

Hot on the heels of releasing his own white chocolate candy bar meant to...
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Ben Shapiro Unveils New White Chocolate “Himhe’s” Bars for Un-woke Candy Lovers

Move over, Hershey's, because there's a new chocolatier on the block, and he's hell...
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Disney World Adds 300% ‘Christofascist Dystopia’ Fee to All Park Admission Prices

This week, Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) finished his hostile takeover of the Reedy Creek...
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Disney Tells DeSantis They’ll Get Tough on Groomers and Bans Evangelical Christians From Park

In a letter to Gov. Ron DeSantis sent this afternoon via special courier, the...
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Matt Gaetz and Roy Moore Are Opening a Grooming Business That Won’t Cater to Pets

Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) is teaming up with former Alabama Supreme Court Justice and...
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Don Jr and Eric Are Learning to Count So They Can Take Over as Trump Org’s Accountants

Since he left office in January of last year, Donald Trump's business has been...
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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