James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply to him? Think of the dangerous precedent we're setting if we start trying to hold rich, white billionaires accountable for breaking the law like we...

I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about this topic ten years ago, that's for certain. Recently, though, my state's governor signed a bill that rolls back child labor laws to the point...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have...

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I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that...

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In New York City, a former President of the United States is being sued...