Four Supreme Court Rulings That Will Put All Our Minds At Ease About The Obamacare Decision
March 28, 2012

Four Supreme Court Rulings That Will Put All Our Minds At Ease About The Obamacare Decision

As a Liberal/Progressive/Communist Sympathizer/Demon Spawn of Satan Himself, I’m very concerned with how our Supreme Court, the highest court in the land, will decide the fate of the Affordable Care Act, known by its mostly pejorative, “Obamacare.” It would appear …

5 Things Things To Do If Obamacare is Repealed
March 27, 2012

5 Things Things To Do If Obamacare is Repealed

The United States Supreme Court is set to start hearing arguments on the Constitutionality of the Affordable Care Act, known to many as “Obamacare.” At stake in the legal battle is whether or not President Obama’s ambitious efforts to get …

Christianity, Capitalism and Healthcare…I need to borrow Romney’s Etch-A-Sketch
March 26, 2012

Christianity, Capitalism and Healthcare…I need to borrow Romney’s Etch-A-Sketch

One thing that has always puzzled me as a Protestant, as a theological descendant of Calvin and Luther, of Ursinus and Olevianus, is the irrational commitment of American Christians to the idea of what I like to call morally neutral …

5 More Things Republicans Should Force Women to Do
March 26, 2012

5 More Things Republicans Should Force Women to Do

As the Right-Wing War on Pussy ramps up across the nation, a new trend is emerging: Trans-vaginal Ultrasounds. They sound awesome-I myself thought they were neat psychedelic images of vaginae with like tie-dyed shirts on and maybe some black-light responsive …

5 Men Who Really Fucked America Over Part 1: “Richard Nixon”
March 23, 2012

5 Men Who Really Fucked America Over Part 1: “Richard Nixon”

Recently I took I gorged myself on five straight days of American political documentaries on Netflix. Over that time I watched countless hours of biographical and analytic content of God knows how many politicians. I learned a lot about some

De Niro Made a Joke, And It Was Funny
March 21, 2012

De Niro Made a Joke, And It Was Funny

Academy Award winning actor and all around total bad-ass Robert De Niro had to issue an apology in the wake of an Obama fundraiser where he introduced the First Lady with a joke that somehow landed as offensive and not …

This Isn’t A Game, This Is Real Dammit
March 20, 2012

This Isn’t A Game, This Is Real Dammit

Land of the free and home of the brave. These words were distilled into me at a young age; almost like the dogma of the twentieth century. We had our democracy and never left home without it. The problem, it …

How Come ‘Love it or leave it!’ Only Applies to Liberals?
March 20, 2012

How Come ‘Love it or leave it!’ Only Applies to Liberals?

Republican presidential hopeful-and the man voted “Most Likely To Turn Into A Sweater-Vest Wearing, Prudish Douchebag” in High School-Rick Santorum, finds himself in more political hot water this week. Over the weekend, he attended a church service in which the …

Police Your Own
March 19, 2012

Police Your Own

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