May 19, 2012

5 Men Who Really Fucked America Over Part 3: “Lee Atwater”

Lee Atwater was a name I heard growing up in the 80s and 90s, but never quite knew why he was so important. Growing up in a Conservative household, I certainly was never exposed to toxicity of his campaign strategies.

Mitt Gekko’s Inauguration Address
May 18, 2012

Mitt Gekko’s Inauguration Address

We here at The Political Garbage Chute think Mitt Romney is a piece of shit. Well, I guess I shouldn’t speak for everyone who writes here, but then again, we only have smart, compassionate writers here, so yeah, we all …

Instead of Gay Marriage, Let’s Put Corporate Tax Loopholes Up To A Vote
May 18, 2012

Instead of Gay Marriage, Let’s Put Corporate Tax Loopholes Up To A Vote

There’s an emerging theme in the fight for marriage equality in this country. The Right and the Left are squaring off over this key social issue, and the rhetoric for both sides has been made clear. Conservative Republicans, citing the …

Race Baiting 2.0
May 17, 2012

Race Baiting 2.0

It’s going to be really interesting to see how the GOP spins its way out of it if Joe Ricketts, owner of the Chicago Cubs baseball team and founder of the “Ending Spending Action Fund” Super PAC, follows through with …

Wall Street’s Bitch
May 16, 2012

Wall Street’s Bitch

Mitt Romney is Wall Street’s bitch. 

Not just their bitch, Romney is their bottom bitch. That term is used in pimping, per my perusal one night many years ago of the HBO Films documentary “Pimps Up, Hoes Down,” to denote …

Grover Norquist Admits That Obama Saved the Economy…By Shitting All Over Him
May 15, 2012

Grover Norquist Admits That Obama Saved the Economy…By Shitting All Over Him

Oh man, Grover Norquist. You are really the scummiest of scumbags. Seeing you on “Real Time With Bill Maher” last Friday nearly gave me a fucking heart attack. There are few people in the world who deserve the title of …

Despite What The Right Claims, Obama Is Not a Dog-Eating Bully
May 14, 2012

Despite What The Right Claims, Obama Is Not a Dog-Eating Bully

If the Right Wing were any more transparent we’d think they were actually made of the same glass that their homes are clearly built out of.

By now we all know the stories about Mitt Romney’s gross hazing of gay …

What’s the Difference Between Communism and Abused Capitalism?
May 14, 2012

What’s the Difference Between Communism and Abused Capitalism?

When describing the horrors of Communism during the Cold War, we were always given images of massive bread lines, massive poverty on an insanely high scale and of people like Mao and Stalin crushing their subjects underneath their feet. We …

So, None Of Us Are Surprised that Mitt Romney Was A Bully Right?
May 11, 2012

So, None Of Us Are Surprised that Mitt Romney Was A Bully Right?

It’s the least shocking revelation to come out about Mitt Romney since we found out that he wears adult diapers made out of thousand-dollar bills*. Mitt Romney was apparently a douchebag bully in High School. Gee, who would have thought …

The 10 Best Ways to Tell Bristol Palin To “Shut The Fuck Up.”
May 11, 2012

The 10 Best Ways to Tell Bristol Palin To “Shut The Fuck Up.”

Who else just loves that Bristol Goddamned Palin opened her mouth up about President Obama’s support of gay marriage? Oh Lord have mercy on my soul! I am energized by this. Why? Why am I so hap-hap-happy? Because it allows …

Nothing You Can Do That Can’t Be Done
May 10, 2012

Nothing You Can Do That Can’t Be Done

Yesterday was a historic event in the history of this great experiment we call a country. For the first time ever, the first African-American to hold the office  became the first sitting President to openly advocate marriage equality. Let that …

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