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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project 2025, or anything like it. That's what he told me during a recent lunch date at Jersey Mike's. That's not a...

July 10, 2024

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Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin Pewpsin. The opinions expressed herein are only those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not necessarily this outlet, its ownership, or staff. "It baffled me. Truly. I learn to read, and more importantly...

July 3, 2024

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“Donald Trump’s Supreme Court Shortlist”

Believe it or not Donald Trump gets to pick our next Supreme Court Justice, but who will he pick? We've got some ideas here.

December 31, 2016

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“Donald Trump’s 2017 New Year’s Resolutions”

Donald Trump's got the best resolutions. Many people are saying it. They say that Trump's resolutions are the best resolutions.

December 29, 2016

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“Respecting the National Anthem with Confused White Guy”

Everyone's favorite befuddled Caucasian is here to discuss the proper ways to show respect for the National Anthem.

December 23, 2016

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Donald Trump’s Christmas Shopping List (VIDEO)

When you're Donald Trump, you still need to buy people things for Christmas. But what does he get? This video tries to answer that question.

December 21, 2016

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Barack Obama’s Post Presidency To Do List (VIDEO)

The whole world wants to know. What's Barack Obama going to do with all that spare time he's about get back in his life?

December 20, 2016

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Donald Trump’s Christmas Wish List (VIDEO)

Looking to get Donald Trump, or any orange-faced fascist in your life something special for Christmas? Look no further than this list.

December 19, 2016

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Republican State Rep: ‘Get Over It, Democrats, Like We Republicans Always Do!’ (VIDEO)

One Republican believes that Democrats have been far, far too whiny after Trump was elected, and he wants them to behave like Republicans.

December 16, 2016

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5 Electoral College Alternatives to Donald Trump (VIDEO)

When the Electoral College meets next week, many are hoping they choose someone other than Donald Trump. Here are some suggestions for them.

December 15, 2016

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Why The GOP Is Against Free Junior College (VIDEO)

Why is the GOP against free junior college? Ask this one.

January 13, 2015

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5 Things Mitt Romney Should “Consider” Instead of Running for President in 2016 (VIDEO)

Ol' Mittens Romney-Bot is considering another run for president in 2016, but we think he should have other stuff on his mind.

January 13, 2015

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5 Political Predictions for 2015 (VIDEO)

We have no powers to predict anything, but we didn't let that stop us from trying! Here's what we think 2015 will bring us.

January 6, 2015

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5 Ways to Tell If You’re Speaking at a White Supremacist Rally (VIDEO)

Representative Steve Scalise may need some help figuring out if he's surrounded by white supremacists, so we put together this segment for his edification.

January 5, 2015