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Betrayal? RFK’s Brain Worms Just Endorsed Donald Trump

"Much like how an Evangelical Christian can read the Bible and not know anything about Christianity, we eat brains, but get no intellectual benefit from them." You know, they say that "politics makes for strange bedfellows," and in the case of Matt Gaetz, it also...

Every Former President Ranked from Least to Most Felony Convictions

Our regular readers will likely recall that part of our mission statement here -- outside of providing the Internet's premiere destination for burrito recipes of course -- is a commitment to bringing a "historical perspective" on current events. Recently, a former president was convicted on...

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After TN Christian School Shooting, NRA Wants Armed Gods in the Classroom

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After Recent Mass Shootings, George Santos Apologizes for Inventing the Gun

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NRA Congratulates California on Two Mass Shootings in Two Days

This week, California saw to two deadly mass shootings in two consecutive days. They...

Boebert Gives Up Right to Vote, Bear Arms, & Hold Office Because the Constitution Never Changes

"The Constitution is not evolving. To say that spits in the face of every...

Matt Gaetz Poses With Someone Else’s Daughters Holding AR-15’s for His Christmas Card

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Condolences Overwhelmed Rep. Thomas Massie’s Office After He Publicized His Micro-Penis

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Thomas Massie (Q-KY) is being cheered by his colleagues on...

Michigan High School Hosts America’s Most Recent Mass Second Amendment Demonstration

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Rittenhouse Offered to Shoot Someone on 5th Avenue for Trump During Their Mar-A-Lago Meeting

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Rittenhouse’s Mother Unsure Whether to Seat Him at Kids’ Table or Murderer’s Table

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Rittenhouse Judge Asks Jury to End Deliberations So He and Kyle Can Attend Proud Boy Meeting

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Rittenhouse Judge Instructs Jurors to Plug Ears, Shout ‘La La La’ During Prosecution’s Closing

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Trump Announces Next MAGA Rally Will Be Held in Rittenhouse Courtroom

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Betrayal? RFK’s Brain Worms Just Endorsed Donald Trump

"Much like how an Evangelical Christian can read the Bible and not know anything...

Every Former President Ranked from Least to Most Felony Convictions

Our regular readers will likely recall that part of our mission statement here --...

When Will Biden Call Off His War on Rapey Conmen Coup Conspirators?

The following editorial was written by Jethro Bohiggins -- a pro-MAGA singer/songwriter and podcast...

The RNC Will Officially Change Its Platform to Be Very, Very, Very, Very Soft on Crime

"...you need to do what happens to my TOTALLY NORMAL AND ABOVE-AVERAGE LENGTH PEEN...