“I Didn’t Say Eradicate Jews. I Said Eradicate Jewishness as a Philosophy.”

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The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Adolf Hitler, following the controversy he started at the 1932 CPAC convention, just a few months before he took power in Germany. Hitler sent us this op-ed piece via the United Time Traveling Postal Service. All the opinions and views expressed herein are those of Mr. Hitler, and definitely not those of this outlet, because what kind of psychopath would say things that sound remotely like what came out of Adolf Hitler’s mouth, anyway?

All this furor (see what I did there?) over my very harmless suggestion at this year’s CPAC that we eradicate Jewishness as a philosophy! I tell you this, it’s just quite sad to me that the forces of woke are trying to cancel me, simply because I said a philosophy held by millions of people should be eradicated. It’s as if they think just because I want a philosophy eradicated, I want to wipe those who believe in that philosophy off the planet.

Excuse me, but what? 

It’s not my fault that the Loony Left Antifa Lovers in the world can’t handle free speech. But don’t go accusing me of wanting genocide, just because I say I want millions of people to disappear from public life. Do these fools not realize that rounding people up and penning them into, I don’t know, some sort of…camp or encampment or whatever, is also totally an option?!

Sure, we could certainly exterminate them easier if they were already CONCENTRATED into certain, well-known areas. However, how dare anyone presume I meant to advocate genocide simply because I implied that people who believe in Radical JRT — that’s Jewish Race Theory — be eradicated? What does “eradicate” even mean?

Well, according to the dictionary, it’s this:

eradicate (verb) (used with object), e·rad·i·cat·ed, e·rad·i·cat·ing.
1. to remove or destroy utterly; extirpate: to eradicate smallpox throughout the world.
2. to erase by rubbing or by means of a chemical solvent: to eradicate a spot.
3. to pull up by the roots: to eradicate weeds.

Sure, if you read that definition, and think about it on even a cursory level, it would seem that to “remove or destroy” a philosophy that you don’t agree with, you’d necessarily have to “remove or destroy” the people who believe in that philosophy. But thought about another way, I say: SHUT UP, JERKS.

That is clearly some form of Cultural Marxism, and everyone knows Hitler hates Marxists!

The big point that no one is even talking about is that there are all kinds of things we can do that would eradicate Jewishness, without necessarily eradicating Jewish people. For example, we could give them an ultimatum – either renounce your Jewishness, or then be eradicated.

See? Just let them revert to non-Jewishness, and they’ll be spared. Probably. Maybe. Maybe not, who knows? We’ll see.

The bottom line is this: my free speech entitles me to say and believe in eradicating entire schools of thought from the planet. That same freedom entitles me to recruit other good, clean, white patriots to believe in my cause, and to join me. But it doesn’t give you the right to call me genocidal just because I heavily imply I’d be okay with genocide, and I will sue anyone who says I’m genocidal for slander and libel, mark my words!

@jamboschlarmbo Hey #MichaelKnowles don’t feel bad! You have friends out there after all. #CPAC #politics #politik #political #satire #lgtbq🏳️‍🌈 #transrights ♬ original sound – James Schlarmann


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