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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone. That might sound odd to we Americans who have been told all our lives that presidents are not just role models, they represent all of us." Let he who has not...
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are pretty much the same thing. I mean, if they weren't, wouldn't all the conservatives who were...raising alarms about the lack of free speech on college campuses be freaking out about...

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What DO You Get The Horse-Faced Cave Troll Insurrectionist In Your Life for Valentine’s Day?

"...a lovely new feedbag might be the way to go. But she just signed...
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Tallahassee Pill Sees His Shadow and Will Have Four More Years of Not Being President

"He could still be president of his local chapter of the Proud Boys, or...
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Greene and Boebert Blast Cinco De Mayo as ‘Reverse Racist’

"...it's very rude and disrespectful, the whole holiday. You can see it in the...
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7 Cute Nicknames Lauren Boebert’s First Grandchild Can Call Her

Recently, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) announced that her 17-year old son had impregnated someone,...
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In Arkansas, Our Kids Are Too Young to Choose a Gender, But Old Enough to Choose a Career

The following editorial was written by Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders. The views and...
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Florida Republicans Propose 24-Hour Waiting Period for All Men Buying Dresses

If you're a man looking to buy a dress for your daughter, niece, wife,...
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How to Tell When You Should Say “Woke” or Just Use the N-Word

If there is one constant in the universe, it's that change is inevitable. Perhaps nothing...
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Greene Wants Harrison Ford to Testify About Being Antifa Leader Since 1980

Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) filed a bill on the House Floor this week...
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“I Didn’t Say Eradicate Jews. I Said Eradicate Jewishness as a Philosophy.”

The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Adolf Hitler, following the controversy...
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Sorry Libs. In Real America We Teach The Three R’s: Reagan, Religion, Re-Electing Trump

The following editorial was submitted by right-wing commentator and "school choice advocate" Dustin Pewpsin....
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Should We Do Civil War II Because a Horse Faced Lady Doesn’t Like How the First One Went?

I will be the first to admit that I don't know everything. In fact,...
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DeSantis Bans Minors from Attending Scottish Highland Games

Each year, all over America, people partake in the Scottish Highland Games -- a...
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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

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