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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are pretty much the same thing. I mean, if they weren't, wouldn't all the conservatives who were...raising alarms about the lack of free speech on college campuses be freaking out about...
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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I think a woman is programmed by God himself to be my willing sex and food preparation slave." If there's one thing we all know about abortion bans, it's that they keep...

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Trump Demands Change of Venue to Sewage Plant So He Faces Jury of His Peers

Former President Donald J. Trump never made any bones about it: he wanted to...
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Don Jr. Promises Father He’ll Be Man Of the House and Lust After Ivanka While He’s In Jail

This week, Donald J. Trump's life will be forever changed. For the first time...
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FBI Issues Warning That Domestic Terrorists Plan to Protest Trump’s Arrest

The Federal Bureau of Investigations has issued a warning to law enforcement agencies throughout...
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President Brandon Promises to Go Visit Trump in Jail

Yesterday, history was made when the New York City District Attorney filed 34 indictments...
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Hillary Clinton Emails a Copy of Trump’s Indictment to Hunter Biden’s New Laptop

This morning, sources close to the situation are reporting that former Secretary of State...
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QAnon Shaman Released From Prison Early and Sent to Halfwit House

Jacob Chansley, the self-appointed "QAnon Shaman" who helped storm the nation's capitol on January...
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Trump Confident All His Kids He Wants to Fuck Will Visit Him in Prison

"For starters, we'll probably end up in the same prison system, so it's not...
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Central Park 5 Take Out Full Page NYT Ad Demanding Trump’s Arrest

Five men falsely accused of a 1989 rape and assault of a jogger in...
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NYC Advises Trump Lawyers They Don’t Have Family Prison Cells

Despite the fact that no arrests have been thus far, it seems like the...
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Cruz Says He’ll Be Trump’s Prison Bitch If No One Else Will

Senator Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) has taken to social media in the last few days...
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Hillary Clinton Circling Mar-A-Lago Shouting “Lock Him up!”

"I told Mr. Trump that quite frankly Ms. Clinton has earned this one, and...
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How Dare They Arrest Trump Like They’d Arrest Everyone Else They Believe Broke the Law?

The following editorial was written by Dustin Pewpsin, a right-wing commentator and Trump 2020...
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Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

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