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Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I think a woman is programmed by God himself to be my willing sex and food preparation slave." If there's one thing we all know about abortion bans, it's that they keep...

May 1, 2024

Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity from prosecution -- even for attempting coups -- that we're headed in the wrong direction as a country. And sure, if you're one of those libtarded cucks who thinks self-governance...

April 26, 2024

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Conservative Media

Study Shows Ben Shapiro Thinks About Transgender People’s Genitals More Than Transgender People

If you are a transgender person, a new study from the National Institute of...

May 4, 2021

LGTBQ+

Attack Helicopter Identifies as Someone Who Thinks You’re a Transphobic Douchebag

Choppy McChopperson has lived their entire life as a Boeing AH-65 Apache attack helicopter,...

May 3, 2021

LGTBQ+

Greene: “I Will Never Back Down From Supporting Traditional Anglo-Moron Beliefs”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Within hours of a draft proposal for a new "America First...

April 19, 2021

LGTBQ+

Man Wants to Make Some Friends Because He’s Sure They’ll Love His “Two Genders” Memes

As soon as he makes a few friends, 43-year-old writer Will Palumbo knows they'll...

April 16, 2021

LGTBQ+

Pat Robertson: God Wants Republicans to ‘Crotch Check’ Student Athletes

The 80+ year old televangelist said Jesus told him personally he needs to protect the "integrity" of sports by feeling up student athletes before their games.

March 31, 2021

LGTBQ+

Noem Says She Doesn’t See Trans People Any Differently Than Everyone Else She Let Die From Covid

PIERRE, SOUTH DAKOTA -- This week, South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem signed an executive...

March 30, 2021

LGTBQ+

Man Threatens to Boycott Women’s Sport He Doesn’t Watch If It Allows Trans Athletes

"I'll watch them even less than never!"

March 17, 2021

LGTBQ+

Pepe Le Pew and Mr. Potato Head’s Penis Lead Early 2024 GOP Polls

There are already two new frontrunners in the battle for the 2024 GOP presidential nomination.

March 16, 2021

LGTBQ+

Pope Francis Says Catholic Church Can Still Bless and Cover-Up Same-Sex Molestations

VATICAN CITY, VATICAN -- Pope Francis issued a statement this weekend barring priests in...

March 15, 2021

LGTBQ+

Dear Liberals: You Will Pry Mr. Potato Head’s Penis From Our Cold, Dead Hands

EDITOR'S NOTE: The following op-ed was submitted to The Pastiche Post by Ben Shapiro, Glenn...

March 12, 2021

LGTBQ+

South Dakota Gov. Signs Law Allowing Her to Check Student Athlete Undies

“The governor of course, as a Republican, is a true stalwart defender of small government. As in, government so small it can climb inside your pee hole."

March 9, 2021

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