Settle Down, Libs. Lots of Us Pay Almost $1 Billion Because We Lied Our Asses Off.

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The following is an editorial written by Dustin Pewpsin, a self-described “hardcore conservative Alpha Male” and podcaster. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not necessarily those of this outlet or management.

At first glance, to the untrained and liberal eye, it might appear that Fox News is basically being forced to pay $787 million to Dominion Voting Systems because Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, Tucker Carlson, and that drunk judge lady repeatedly lied and hosted people to lie about Donald Trump actually winning the 2020 presidential election, and that Dominion helped cheat him out of it. The thing is, and I hate to admit it when a single lib-jerk is correct about literally anything, that’s exactly what’s happening. Fox News has in fact agreed to pay Dominion almost a billion dollars because they lied their asses off. My response to gloating libs, though?

Who cares?

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Seriously, who among us hasn’t been sued by a company for defaming them and then chosen to settle for almost a billion dollar fine? It’s maybe the most common aspect of American life. Why, I can’t recall the last time I walked down Main Street here in my idyllic, little Republican-controlled town and didn’t meet someone who was sued for defamation and had to settle for an almost billion dollar payout.

It’s really embarrassing for you libs that are out there using this Dominion lawsuit settlement as some kind of way to bash Fox News. Am I the only one who remembers when MSNBC had to pay a $16 trillion fine for lying about how many times Sean Hannity polished Trump’s nuts each week?

And if I am the only one who remembers that, can someone tell me why more of you aren’t hooked on meth like I am?

The point is, you simple minded idiots, that nobody on the right will care that Fox News got completely pantsed by Dominion’s lawyers and only settled at the last minute so the entire torrential downpour of bullshit that Fox spewed didn’t get publicized. We wouldn’t care regardless, because all we care about is owning the libs, but considering how extremely common it is for people in this country to have to pay $787 million or more because they repeatedly and willfully lied about something, that’s really all the reason we’d ever need to ignore this whole debacle and keep believing Donald Trump won in 2020.

Because we’re stupid, and that is our God given right as Americans, which you’ll pry from our cold, dead, 45-IQ hands, Libs.

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