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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less a long-distance relationship with your cult leader's dick?" A lot of folks online have been noticing that elected congressional Republicans have been showing up to support Donald Trump while he's put...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that training at The New School might have paid off." Well, the stage seems to be set for at least a couple of debates between incumbent President Joe Biden and the man...

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Russian State Media Hires New Ukraine War Correspondent

Today, the Kremlin announced that Russia's state media has hired a new Ukraine War...

Why Is Stephen Miller’s Mother’s Vagina Replacing Tucker Carlson at Fox News?

"We just figured one racist cunt could replace another and our audience would be...

Settle Down, Libs. Lots of Us Pay Almost $1 Billion Because We Lied Our Asses Off.

The following is an editorial written by Dustin Pewpsin, a self-described "hardcore conservative Alpha...

As Part of Dominion Settlement, Tucker and Hannity Must Share Custody of Trump’s Taint

"They already fought over who had more access to his balls and shaft, so...

5 Key Differences Between Michael Jackson and Matt Walsh

Matt Walsh is a commentator and host on The Daily Wire. He's also extremely obsessed...

Judge in Dominion Lawsuit Releases Private Text Messages Between Fox Hosts and Execs

This week, the judge presiding over Dominion Voting System's billion dollar lawsuit against Fox...

In Dominion Testimony, Rupert Murdoch Admitted He Knew Tucker Carlson Fucks Sheep

"...but obviously only the white ones." - Rupert Murdoch, referring to Tucker Carlson during...

Scott Adams Can Still Run His “Dilbert” Comics on the Back of KKK Pamphlets

Cartoonist Scott Adams' "Dilbert" comic strip has been pulled from several major publications recently...

MTG Hopeful Tucker Carlson Only Shows January 6th Footage From Her Good Side

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) praised alleged Speaker Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA) for releasing more...

Dominion Reveals Hannity, Ingraham, Carlson Texted About No Longer Liking Taste of Trump’s D

This week newly revealed court filings in the Dominion lawsuit against Fox News, texts...

Tucker Carlson Vows He’ll Never Stop Sexually Fantasizing About Cartoon M&M’s

An angrily tearful Tucker Carlson told his Fox News audience today that he is...

Ben Shapiro’s Wife Volunteers Him to Dry Up California

Heavy rains in California have been battering the state off and on for over...

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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....