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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are pretty much the same thing. I mean, if they weren't, wouldn't all the conservatives who were...raising alarms about the lack of free speech on college campuses be freaking out about...
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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I think a woman is programmed by God himself to be my willing sex and food preparation slave." If there's one thing we all know about abortion bans, it's that they keep...

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California Dispensary Returns Jeff Sessions’ Lost ID

EL DORADO VERDE  VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Earlier this month, Attorney General Jeff Sessions made...
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Report: California Man Smokes Legal Weed And Nothing Out Of The Ordinary Happens

RAIN CANYON, CALIFORNIA -- Authorities in California are confirming that over the weekend a...
History

Historians Discover George Washington’s Long Lost Weed Stash

FREDERICKSBERG, VIRGINIA -- In an extremely unforeseen development, President George Washington's personal cache of...
Business

Starbucks Unveils Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups

"We've angered them by taking away one of the 2.3 million retailers who bombard consumers with Christmas.
MAGA News

Jeff Sessions Starts Smoking Weed to Alleviate Stress of Russia Scandal

"This Russia shit is really getting to me, man."
Arts & Entertainment

Weed Declared “Pretty Cool” By Association of Music and Food Fans

The Association of Music and Food Fans, a consortium of people who love both...
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North American Medical Marijuana Union Announces 4 Things Pot Cures With 100% Success Rates

"This shit is pretty fucking hard to believe, to be totally goddamned honest."
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Attorney General Sessions Agrees to Update His Anti-Marijuana Rhetoric Four Decades to the 1970s

Attorney General Jeff Sessions is trying to bring a little modernity into his anti-marijuana language and positions. Will it work?
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Chain Smoking, Fall-Down Drunk DEA Agent Explains Why Pot Is Bad To Cancer Patient

A DEA agent explains stuff.
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DEA Agent in Colorado Explains Why the Drug War Has Totally Kept People off Pot

One DEA agent explains how successful he thinks the War on Drugs has been.
LGTBQ+

While In Target Bathroom, Republican Nervously Wonders If Man Next To Him Was Born With A Penis

Target's inclusive bathroom policy has one conservative freaked out.
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Guy Spending 30 Years in Jail For Selling Pot ‘Really Happy For’ Presidential Pardoned Turkey

President Obama has once again performed the Presidential Pardoned Turkey ceremony, and one human inmate is really happy for the gobbler.
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Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

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