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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are pretty much the same thing. I mean, if they weren't, wouldn't all the conservatives who were...raising alarms about the lack of free speech on college campuses be freaking out about...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I think a woman is programmed by God himself to be my willing sex and food preparation slave." If there's one thing we all know about abortion bans, it's that they keep...

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Roy Moore Worried His Pedophilia Too Big A Distraction From His Racism

RED STICK, ALABAMA -- At a campaign stop in a small town just a...
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Confused Panic Strikes Roy Moore When He Comes Upon 14 Year Old Trans Girl In Bathroom

ALABAMA -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that Judge Roy Moore has...
The Bible Belt

Christian Baker Refuses To Sell Wedding Cakes To ‘Fake Christian Bigots’

STAG HORN, COLORADO -- While the case of a fellow Colorado baker was argued...
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Trump Voter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down For ‘Being Too Mexican’

"I have to settle for a Chalupa and a seven layer burrito and I have to leave my gun in the car."
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Man Who Got C’s In English Demands Immigrants ‘Speak American’ or Go Home

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Back in high school, Clem O'Connell was not a top student,...
Religion

Jesus Christ Writes Open Letter To 37% Of Alabama Evangelicals More Likely To Vote For Moore AFTER Allegations

"In an election between a sexual predator and anyone else, you choose the anyone else."
Religion

American Christian Refuses To Put Quarter In Homeless Man’s Starbucks “Holiday” Cup

"If he wants Christian charity from me, he has to give me a Christian vessel to put it in."
Religion

Taliban Cleric Doesn’t See Anything Wrong With Roy Moore’s Behavior

"We keep trying to tell American Christians we have more in common with them than not."
Religion

God: Americans Who Support Taking 24 Million Poor People’s Health Coverage Away ‘Not Eligible’ For Christianity

God and his son Jesus "Hubert" are none too pleased with Americans calling themselves "Christian" and then taking things from the sick and poor.
Religion

Kansas Bombing Plot Conspirator: ‘We’re Religious Extremists Fighting Religious Extremism With Religious Extremism’

One of the men behind the Kansas Bombing Plot speaks to their motivation.
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Tennessee Republican: ‘Bible Should Be Our Official Book, Jesus Christ Our Co-Governor’

Jerry Sexton is a Tennessee Republican with an interesting take on the Separation of Church and State.
The Bible Belt

West Virginia Republican Says Rape Pregnancies Are ‘God Putting One In You’

Are rape pregnancies terrible? According to human beings with compassion and empathy, yes. According to some Republicans? Maybe not so much.
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Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

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