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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are pretty much the same thing. I mean, if they weren't, wouldn't all the conservatives who were...raising alarms about the lack of free speech on college campuses be freaking out about...
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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I think a woman is programmed by God himself to be my willing sex and food preparation slave." If there's one thing we all know about abortion bans, it's that they keep...

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Mexico Updates Trump On How Much They’ve Paid For His Wall So Far

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The government of Mexico reportedly sent the White House an...
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Iran Names Chick-Fil-A, WalMart, and Slave Plantations as Targets of Cultural Value in WW3

U.S. President Donald J. Trump made headlines and raised a serious number of eyebrows...
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Bush Offers to Give Trump ‘Counselship and Tacticalistic Advice’ on Conducting Middle East Wars

DUMPHUQ RANCH, TEXAS -- Former President George W. Bush, since he left office after...
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Mexico Offers to Pay for 100% of Wall on Their Border With Colorado

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- In a development that might be beneficial to President Trump's...
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President Asked If His Bone Spurs Could Assist Special Forces’ al-Baghdadi Operation ‘In Any Way’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before authorizing the military operation that ended in the death of...
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Mexico Offers to Pay for 100% of Wall on Their Border With Colorado

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- In a development that might be beneficial to President Trump's...
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Trump Asks Ukraine to Dig Up Dirt on Sean Spicer’s Dancing With the Stars Rivals

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump is no stranger to needing help to...
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Trump Reminds China It’s His Job to Stifle Black American Athletes’ Free Speech

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump sent a strongly worded letter, addressed simply "2...
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Trump Defends Abandoning Kurds Because They Didn’t Help The U.S. in Revolutionary War

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say that President Donald Trump's presidency is in peril would...
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Trump: Putin Likes Watching Him Collude With Other Foreign Leaders

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Toadstool Phallus assured a nervous and worried American electorate this...
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President Assures Skeptics Putin Gave Him Permission to Collude With Ukraine This Time

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As buzz grows on the Hill surrounding reports that President Donald...
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Dick Cheney Reminds Trump Saudi Arabia Doesn’t Declare War, He Does

MUSTAFAR -- Former President Dick Cheney sent an email to President Donald Trump today,...
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

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