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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I think a woman is programmed by God himself to be my willing sex and food preparation slave." If there's one thing we all know about abortion bans, it's that they keep...
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity from prosecution  -- even for attempting coups -- that we're headed in the wrong direction as a country. And sure, if you're one of those libtarded cucks who thinks self-governance...

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John McCain’s Ghost Sneaks Into White House and Teabags the President

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Secret Service is reporting at the time of publication that...
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MAGA Supporter Visits Germany and Wonders, “Where Are All The Hitler Statues?”

SCHEIßE GESICHT, GERMANY -- Jethro Bohiggins, a fairly well-known right-wing podcaster, YouTube content producer,...
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Trump to Give Robert E. Lee Posthumous Medal of Freedom

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Hours after heaping praise on Confederate General Robert E. Lee, President...
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Trump to Give Robert E. Lee Posthumous Medal of Freedom

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Hours after heaping praise on Confederate General Robert E. Lee, President...
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On Lincoln’s 210th Birthday Trump Puts Jefferson Davis on Flip Side of Penny

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today marks Abraham Lincoln's 210th birthday, and President Donald Trump wasted...
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Outraged Trump Reminds Americans He Has ‘Better Stuff’ In Common With Hitler Than Just Nationalism

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a campaign rally in Houston this week, President Donald Trump...
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New Photographic Evidence Suggests Wright Brothers Not First to Flight

Grass Valley, CA -- For over a hundred years, many Grass Valley locals have...
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Trump Demands Betsy Ross Redesign American Flag

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump did not color the...
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Richard Nixon’s Boner Intensifies Yet More Still

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); SOMEWHERE DEEP IN HELL -- Former President Richard Nixon, the...
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Local Trumper Shocks Town When He Demands They Take Down Statue Of Robert E. Lee

HOBART, ARKSANSAS -- Clem O'Connell loves American history, and he considers himself a "foreskin...
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Department of Defense Releases First Day Casualty Count From Dems’ Second Civil War

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. Department of Justice has issued its first preliminary casualty...
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Atlantis Found at the Bottom of Lake Tahoe

South Lake Tahoe, CA -- In an astonishing announcement that has thrown the anthropology...
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Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

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