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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are pretty much the same thing. I mean, if they weren't, wouldn't all the conservatives who were...raising alarms about the lack of free speech on college campuses be freaking out about...
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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I think a woman is programmed by God himself to be my willing sex and food preparation slave." If there's one thing we all know about abortion bans, it's that they keep...

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Greene Vows to Use Secret Jewish Space Laser to Destroy Pelosi’s ‘Anti-Semitic Holocaust Masks’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Freshman Qongresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia threatened to...
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I’m a Free Speech Loving Patriot and I Want Talking About Racism in School Outlawed

The following editorial was written by conservative commentator Dustin Pewpson. It does not necessarily...
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The Time Someone Bought an Election With Bottles of Water

Maybe Republicans have a reason to be suspicious of people getting bottled water while waiting in line to vote.
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For the First Time in Four Years, the President Will Not Honor Victims of the Bowling Green Massacre

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of time between 2017 and 2021, Americans got...
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Trump Asks Why It’s Not Called “Chocolate MLK Day”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Martin Luther King Jr.,  the icon of the Civil Rights movement,...
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All The Presidents Who Were Impeached Twice

History is long, sure, but like, really long. Apparently, history goes back, literally forever. Did you...
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Least Popular President In History Still Struggling to Cope With Losing Popularity Contest

The least popularly elected president, who ended up being the least popular president of...
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On January 20th, 2021 Trump Will Become The 45th Most Intelligent Former President in History

To say that President Donald Trump undertook a historic presidential term would be quite...
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1776 Commission Will Teach Kids Facts About America’s Totally Not Racist Past of Slavery, Genocide, Jim Crow, and Internment Camps

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Recently, President Donald Trump at Education Secretary Betsy Devos announced that...
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Party of Lincoln Outraged People Keep Pulling Down Statues of His Enemies

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Most every American can name its 16th president. That's because he...
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Smithsonian Publishes Notes From Constitutional Convention Debate Over Presidents Ordering Goons to Stalk Ambassadors

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In response to new, explosive evidence released by House Democrats just...
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DeVos To Strip 4.5 Billion Years Of Earth’s History From School Curriculum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Education Secretary Betsy DeVos announced today that next school year will...
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

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