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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I think a woman is programmed by God himself to be my willing sex and food preparation slave." If there's one thing we all know about abortion bans, it's that they keep...
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity from prosecution  -- even for attempting coups -- that we're headed in the wrong direction as a country. And sure, if you're one of those libtarded cucks who thinks self-governance...

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San Diego Man Will F**king Fight You If You Say Your Town Has Better Tacos Than His

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA -- 38 year old San Diego native Lance Reginald loves Mexican...
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Man Fucking A Guacamole Bacon Cheeseburger Pretty Sure It Wasn’t Supposed To End Like This

LAKE SAUCISSE AU FROMAGE, WISCONSIN -- It wasn't supposed to go down like this, Todd...
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Hermain Cain and Ben Carson Are Buying Papa John’s and Renaming It “Uncle Toms”

LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY -- Two former Republican presidential candidates -- Hermain Cain and Dr. Ben...
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Richard Spencer Named Papa John’s New Chairman

LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY -- In an attempt fill the vacancy left by outgoing chairman and...
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Area Man Discovers Chihuahua in Sandwich

Grass Valley, CA -- The long line at the local Subway sandwich shop came...
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Invited To Dine At Reserved Trough In Virginia Restaurant

BOVINE VALLEY, VIRGINIA -- Friday night, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders was asked by...
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5 Easy Edible Cannabis Recipes

We asked you to send us your favorite marijuana edibles recipes, because that's how...
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Hipster Will Only Do Challenge With Non-GMO Tide Pods

24 year old Chad Braddington drinks only cold brew coffee. Chad only grocery shops where he...
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Gushers To Roll Out New Fruit Flavored Detergent Pods

MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA -- General Mills, makers of the Gushers brand of fruit chews, announced...
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New Restaurant Caters To Anti-Vaxxers With A Taste For Tide Pods

This story was first published on The Pastiche Post. SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- At Maison Des...
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McDonald’s Unveils New “McFuckIt” Burger For Customers Who Just Don’t Care Anymore

OAK BROOK, ILLINOIS -- Fast food monolith McDonald's told investors today that a brand...
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San Diego Man Will Fucking Fight You If You Say Your Town Has Better Tacos Than His

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA -- 38 year old San Diego native Lance Reginald loves Mexican...
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Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

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