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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I think a woman is programmed by God himself to be my willing sex and food preparation slave." If there's one thing we all know about abortion bans, it's that they keep...
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity from prosecution  -- even for attempting coups -- that we're headed in the wrong direction as a country. And sure, if you're one of those libtarded cucks who thinks self-governance...

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El Presidente Trump’s Guide to Mexican Cuisine

Whether you're a guest in one of his luxurious summer concentration camps, or a...
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Celebrity Chef E. Schrödinger’s New Restaurant Is Now Open..Or Is It?

RIO DE LOS GATOS, CALIFORNIA -- World renowned Austrian Chef E. Schrödinger's new restaurant...
Business

McDonald’s Unveils New “McF#ckIt” Burger For Customers Who Just Don’t Care Anymore

OAK BROOK, ILLINOIS -- Fast food monolith McDonald's told investors today that a brand...
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Trump Supporter Suing El Pollo Loco To Change Name to “Crazy Chicken”

"We talk English here in America."
Food and Dining

President Trump Declares National Emergency When He Runs Out of Chicken Nugget Dipping Sauce

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are confirming that this morning, at...
Food and Dining

Trump’s Best Irish American Friend Ronald Says The President Has ‘Exquisite Taste in Hamberders’

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS -- While overseas on a state visit to the United Kingdom this...
Food and Dining

White House Caters Cinco de Mayo Luncheon with Taco Bell

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration continued its recent trend of catering events at...
Business

Arkansas MAGA Supporter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down For ‘Being Too Mexican’

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- When Clem O'Connell walked into the Taco Bell in his town...
Food and Dining

McDonald’s Debuted New ‘Big Muck’ Hamberders at Clemson White House Dinner

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the federal government entering its fourth week of historic shutdown...
Business

Burger King Preps 60,000 Mexican Replacement Robots

Miami, FL -- Burger King Corporation announced today that it plans on replacing its...
Business

McDonald’s Debuted Their New ‘Big Muck’ Hamberders at Clemson White House Dinner

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the federal government entering its fourth week of historic shutdown...
Business

Trump Hotels Will Start Offering Fine Smocked Salmon and Other Meats Starting in 2019

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Donald Trump Jr. announced today that all Trump hotels...
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Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

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