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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project 2025, or anything like it. That's what he told me during a recent lunch date at Jersey Mike's. That's not a...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin Pewpsin. The opinions expressed herein are only those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not necessarily this outlet, its ownership, or staff. "It baffled me. Truly. I learn to read, and more importantly...

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Mexico Issues $0.00 Check For Final Wall Payment

This story was first published on Alternatively Facts, and is reprinted below with their expressed,...

Mexico Offers to Pay for Trump’s Moving Vans

THIS STORY WAS REPUBLISHED WITH DIRECT PERMISSION FROM SISTER PUBLICATION THE PASTICHE POST. MEXICO CITY,...

Mexico Offers to Pay for Trump’s Movers

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The Mexican government has offered to foot the bill for...

Mexico Sends Final $0.00 Check For Trump’s Wall

The following story was originally filed by Alternative Facts. MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- When he...

Mexico Sends $0.00 Check For Last Wall Payment

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- When he ran for president in 2015 and 2016, outgoing-lame...

Trump Supporter Presents Mexico With Bill for “Billions of Miles of Trump’s Wall”

COLD CAVE HILLS TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins told his fans...

Senator Comrade Ron Johnsoninski Accuses Hunter Biden of коррупция

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Is Hunter Biden, the son of former Vice President Joe Biden...

Mexico Offers to Pay to Remove Trump’s White House Wall

DELAWARE -- The Joe Biden presidential campaign received a letter from the Federal Government...

Putin Gives Trump Permission to Rehire Michael Flynn

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Depending on whether the federal judge in his criminal case allows...

New Poll: 75% of Americans Hope Trump and Kim Jong-un Share a Cardiologist

The results of a newly conducted and released poll seem to indicate that nearly...

Norwegian Woman Would Never Live In ‘Any S_ _thole Countries’ Without Universal Healthcare

The world was shocked by the frank, obtuse, and obscene language used by President...

Iran Says Chick-Fil-A, WalMart, and Slave Plantations Are American Targets of Cultural Value

U.S. President Donald J. Trump made headlines and raised a serious number of eyebrows...

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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...