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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project 2025, or anything like it. That's what he told me during a recent lunch date at Jersey Mike's. That's not a...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin Pewpsin. The opinions expressed herein are only those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not necessarily this outlet, its ownership, or staff. "It baffled me. Truly. I learn to read, and more importantly...

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New Alabama Mom Can’t Wait to Grow Up and Watch Her Son Grow Up

CORNPONE, ALABAMA -- Susie Grandstrom is expecting her first child sometime later this year....

Missouri Lawmakers Consider Changing State Nickname to “The Show Me Your Cooter State”

CONFEDERATE COUNTY, MISSOURI -- Missouri joined a growing number of red states have passed...

Alabama Rapist Can Finally Have The Family He Never Had

Sumiton, AL -- Unemployed handyman and rapist George Reed Wambles of Sumiton, Alabama says...

Tennessee Considering Law Banning Abortion if Mother’s Mother Was Ever Pregnant

FORT CHINGAR PRIMA, TENNESSEE -- The Tennessee state legislature has joined Georgia, Ohio, Missouri,...

Fully Engorged Mike Pence Just Staring at Maps of Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence has spent the last 36 solid hours...

Alabama Democrat Proposes Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage

RÉCIPROQUE BAY, ALABAMA -- A Democrat in the State of Alabama has drafted new...

Alabama’s Women Have 24 Hours to Register Their Womb in New Uterine Database

COUSINFUCKERS, ALABAMA -- Women in Alabama have roughly one day to get their genitals...

Alabama Supreme Court Rules God is Real-All Citizens Must Obey

Montgomery, AL -- The Alabama Supreme Court ruled 8-1 in favor that God is...

South Carolina Resident Receives Parking Ticket During Flood

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Georgetown, S.C. — Deidre Merryweather received insult to injury this...

Roy Moore Says Elections Are ‘Like Teenage Girls,’ And Refuses To Pull Out Of Race He Lost

PEDURAST, ALABAMA -- Former Alabama judge Roy Moore lost a hotly contested election earlier...

Roy Moore Comforting Himself With 14 Year Old…Bottle Of Rum

Judge Moore tells a prayer breakfast crowd how he's coping with losing to Democrat Doug Jones.

Donald Trump Asks President of Alabama If Roy Moore Can Still Win The Electoral College

"He can in fact not only win the Electoral College and replace Jeff Sessions. He can also kick out any member of the Senate he wants."

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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...