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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever be just a few microns away from Donald Trump's penile flesh?" Sometimes, I have to say, I just cannot believe my luck. I could never have guessed when I woke up yesterday...
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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone. That might sound odd to we Americans who have been told all our lives that presidents are not just role models, they represent all of us." Let he who has not...

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Kim Jong-un Purchases Michael Jordan

Pyongyang, North Korea -- The Official new agency of the DPRK announced yesterday that...
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Rapinoe Will Visit Hillary Clinton’s House Instead of the White House

LYON, FRANCE -- Recently, a report from our sister publication, Satirical Facts reported about...
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Megan Rapinoe Accepts Invitation to Visit Hillary Clinton’s House

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Trump Awards Tiger Woods Presidential Medal of Adultery

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump gave golf champion Tiger Woods a medal...
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Trump Congratulates White Janitor Who Cleaned Up After NFL Draft

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend, President Trump congratulated Nick Bosa, a college football player...
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Mexico Says They’ll Pay for U.S. Special Olympics Team

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The Federal Government of Mexico has stepped-in and offered to...
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Kraft Apologizes for Paying to Have Balls Deflated

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Tom Brady: Promise of Cold White House Hamberder Buffet Inspired Super Bowl XLIII Performance

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White House Requests Celebratory McNugget Dipping Sauce Lists from Rams and Patriots

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration sent a letter addressed to both the Los...
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Jim Acosta is Opening a No-Impact Kung Fu Dojo

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Trump Suggests NFL Players Protest Police Brutality With Tiki Torches, Swastikas, and Weapons

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the past three years, the NFL has been grappling with...
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Lebron James Forms 2020 Election Committee With Slogan: “Real Billionaire, Real President, Real Results”

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Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

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