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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are pretty much the same thing. I mean, if they weren't, wouldn't all the conservatives who were...raising alarms about the lack of free speech on college campuses be freaking out about...
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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I think a woman is programmed by God himself to be my willing sex and food preparation slave." If there's one thing we all know about abortion bans, it's that they keep...

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Man Who Punched George Zimmerman In The Face To Receive Medal Of Honor From Planet Earth

A group will give a high honor to a man who recently punched George Zimmerman's face.
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Cop Wonders What’s Worse: Being Extrajudicially Killed Or Being Criticized For Extrajudicial Killing

"We absolutely have to do things by the book and are worthy of critique if we don't?"
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Alabama Police Union Suggests Cutting Judges, Juries, Executioners From Budget

"Cops are showing they could be quite good at being judges, juries, and even executioners."
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Trump University To Open Law School, No Mexicans or Muslims Allowed

Embattled Trump University to open a new wing in its school.
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O.J. Simpson to Auction ‘Just Some Random Knife’

O.J. Simpson is looking to cash in just like George Zimmerman.
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Former Cellmate to Auction George Zimmerman’s Prison Dildo

George Zimmerman's jail cellmate wants to cash in too.
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President Obama to Personally Fly Drone Over Site of Bundy’s Rebellion

White House aides are saying the Oregon standoff may force the president to take decisive action.
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PA Department of Corrections Orders Jumpsuits With Garish Patterns

Will Bill Cosby have special garments to wear if he's convicted?
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Company Develops ‘Cop-Proof’ Mask for ‘Urban’ Americans

One New England company has a product designed to keep urban Americans safe from police shootings.
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Good Cop Will Speak Up Once He’s Witnessed His 15th Unlawful Killing

One Illinois cop has had it up to here with police brutality, and if he sees just a little more of it, he'll probably do something.
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Totally Not Racist Libertarian Argues Blacks Are Just More Inherently Violent Than Whites

Totally non-racist libertarians argue that black people are just more violent than other races.
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S.C. Student-Tossing Cop Apologizes For ‘Not Just Shooting’ Unarmed Black Student Instead

Deputy Ben Fields has issued an interesting apology for his actions in a S.C. classroom this week.
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Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

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