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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

April 26, 2024

Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

April 24, 2024

Business

Donald Trump Jr. Enrolls at Electoral College to ‘Learn to Become an Electrician’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's third smartest son announced today that he...

October 11, 2019

Science & Medicine

Trump Offers to ‘Turn Off’ California Earthquakes In Exchange for 2020 Electoral College Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump sent a letter to California Governor Gavin Newsom...

July 6, 2019

MAGA News

Trump Congratulates Putin On Second Presidential Election Victory Since 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump made a call to Russian President...

March 19, 2018

History

Trump Declares South Electoral College Winners Of Civil War

MAR-A-LAGO, FLORIDA -- Just hours after triumphantly declaring a victory in the War on...

December 26, 2017

MAGA News

Trump Wants to Know How Many Electoral College Votes He Got From Puerto Rico Before He Helps Them

The island of Puerto Rico is reeling in the wake of Hurricane Maria. But Donald Trump wants to know how much they helped him win the presidency first.

September 25, 2017

MAGA News

Trump Comforts Harvey Victims With Copies of 2016 Electoral College Map

After trillions of gallons of water, earth shattering winds, and days of battering weather, Donald Trump soothes the victims of Hurricane Harvey.

August 29, 2017

MAGA News

Trump: Seven Perished Sailors in USS Fitzgerald Crash Died Defending His Electoral College Victory

The seven victims of the USS Fitzerald crash with a merchant vessel will receive a brand new honor from President Trump.

June 19, 2017

MAGA News

President Trump Tucks Folded Up Electoral College Map Into Western Wall

While visiting the historic Western Wall in Jerusalem, President Donald Trump reportedly snuck a little bragging note into God.

May 22, 2017

MAGA News

Trump Signs EO Declaring Electoral College Margin Of Victory “Amazing And Historical”

Co-President Donald Trump signed an order relating to his Electoral College victory that he hopes helps the country "move on" from the election last year.

February 21, 2017

MAGA News