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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

TN Lawmakers Appoint Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro Official State Gender Inspectors

Republican lawmakers in the State of Tennessee held a closed-door session...

5 Key Differences Between Michael Jackson and Matt Walsh

Matt Walsh is a commentator and host on The Daily Wire. He's...

In 2024, Republicans Will Choose Between Trump, DeSantis, or Another Form of Cancer

Believe it or not, Americans are only about 20 short months...

7 Cute Nicknames Lauren Boebert’s First Grandchild Can Call Her

Recently, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) announced that her 17-year old son...

World’s Richest Alt-Right Twitter Troll Calls for QAnon Shaman’s Release

Elon Musk, the world's richest alt-right Twitter troll, used his account...

3 Important Reasons Bank Execs Need Bailouts But You Don’t Need Welfare

Dustin Pewpsin is a self-described "conservative AF amateur economist and professional...

In Arkansas, Our Kids Are Too Young to Choose a Gender, But Old Enough to Choose a Career

The following editorial was written by Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders....

I’m Pregnant in Florida. Why Won’t Ron DeSantis Let Me Vote Twice If He’s Pro-Life?

The following editorial was written by Susan Beax-Boosin, a nurse and...

New “Mrs. Shapiro” Bottled Water is Just the Empty Bottle

Hot on the heels of releasing his own white chocolate candy...