Yearly Archives: 2025

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Facebook Facts: The Time Elon, Mark, Don, and Jeff Went Sailing

WARNING: This story is only true on Facebook, and other parts...

James Schlarmann - January 16, 2025

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Stephen Miller Wants Trump to Buy Greenland, But Only If It’s Renamed “Whiteland”

"It has a super-cool ring to it, doesn't it? And it's...

James Schlarmann - January 15, 2025

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Pete Hegseth Told Me “Whiskey Dick” is His Best Defense Against Rape Allegations

"...honestly I was too blacked out to remember what happened that...

James Schlarmann - January 14, 2025

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If They Can’t Share the Social Media Landscape, Can Elon and Mark Share Trump’s Taint?

For many Americans, since the election's results were called back in...

James Schlarmann - January 13, 2025

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White House Announces Felon Work-Release Program

"Convicted felons will also be allowed in the Oval Office...because the...

James Schlarmann - January 10, 2025

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Elon Told Me He Invented the Presidency

After I changed my cell phone number this morning, it occurred...

James Schlarmann - January 6, 2025