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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project 2025, or anything like it. That's what he told me during a recent lunch date at Jersey Mike's. That's not a...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin Pewpsin. The opinions expressed herein are only those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not necessarily this outlet, its ownership, or staff. "It baffled me. Truly. I learn to read, and more importantly...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

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Why Aren’t Liberals Grateful to Live in the World’s Most Exceptional Shooting Range?

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Call Me Old Fashioned, But Women Shouldn’t Be Dancing at Football Games

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As Soon as Ron or Nikki Insults Heidi Cruz, I’ll Know Who I’m Voting For

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Settle Down, Libs. Lots of Us Pay Almost $1 Billion Because We Lied Our Asses Off.

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C’Mon, America, Let Me See Your Kid’s Junk. For Their Own Safety.

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I Don’t Need Bud Light No More Cuz Trump’s Piss is Just as Good

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The Second Amendment Clearly Doesn’t Apply to People Whose Genitals I Haven’t Seen

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Thanks to Elon Musk, I’m Twitter’s New Official Barack Obama

The following open letter was submitted by right-wing commentator and podcaster, Dustin Pewpsin. Well, it's...

How Dare They Arrest Trump Like They’d Arrest Everyone Else They Believe Broke the Law?

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3 Important Reasons Bank Execs Need Bailouts But You Don’t Need Welfare

Dustin Pewpsin is a self-described "conservative AF amateur economist and professional politics watcher." He...

Why I Downplayed COVID Even Though I Knew It Was a Bioweapon From the Beginning

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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...