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I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

"I lied to him and told him that I was a friend of the Sasquatch lawyer that Kari Lake hired to try and get the results of the 2020 Arizona presidential and gubernatorial races overturned, and that made him trust me enough to send...

Why Aren’t Liberals Grateful to Live in the World’s Most Exceptional Shooting Range?

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and former NRA executive board member Dustin Pewpsin. The dystopian thoughts and sociopathic opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Pewpsin, his fellow overly-compensating gun nut golf buddies, and a few million psychopaths; not necessarily those...
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As Soon as Ron or Nikki Insults Heidi Cruz, I’ll Know Who I’m Voting For

The following editorial was written by Dustin Pewpsin, a right-wing commentator, current Fox News...

Settle Down, Libs. Lots of Us Pay Almost $1 Billion Because We Lied Our Asses Off.

The following is an editorial written by Dustin Pewpsin, a self-described "hardcore conservative Alpha...

C’Mon, America, Let Me See Your Kid’s Junk. For Their Own Safety.

The following editorial was submitted by Dustin Pewpsin, a Christian conservative podcaster. Mr. Pewpsin...

I Don’t Need Bud Light No More Cuz Trump’s Piss is Just as Good

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and commentator Dustin Pewpsin. The views...

The Second Amendment Clearly Doesn’t Apply to People Whose Genitals I Haven’t Seen

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and podcaster Dustin Pewpsin. The views...

Thanks to Elon Musk, I’m Twitter’s New Official Barack Obama

The following open letter was submitted by right-wing commentator and podcaster, Dustin Pewpsin. Well, it's...

How Dare They Arrest Trump Like They’d Arrest Everyone Else They Believe Broke the Law?

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3 Important Reasons Bank Execs Need Bailouts But You Don’t Need Welfare

Dustin Pewpsin is a self-described "conservative AF amateur economist and professional politics watcher." He...

Why I Downplayed COVID Even Though I Knew It Was a Bioweapon From the Beginning

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Hey Libs, The DOE Has “Low Confidence” in a COVID Lab Leak, So Our Racism is Justified

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Sorry Libs. In Real America We Teach The Three R’s: Reagan, Religion, Re-Electing Trump

The following editorial was submitted by right-wing commentator and "school choice advocate" Dustin Pewpsin....

Sorry Libs, You Have to Honor The Stupid Ones on Presidents Day, Too!

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I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

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Why Aren’t Liberals Grateful to Live in the World’s Most Exceptional Shooting Range?

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"...a lovely new feedbag might be the way to go. But she just signed...

Tucker’s Putin Interview Was the Most Boring BJ Video I’ve Ever Seen on the Internet

"...in the interest of fairness, and admittedly settling a sense of curiosity I had...