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Gaetz Out, Fogle In?

Upon hearing the news from his fellow inmates at Englewood Federal Correctional Institute in Englewood, Colorado that former Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) dropped out...

In Arkansas, Our Kids Are Too Young to Choose a Gender, But Old Enough to Choose a Career

The following editorial was written by Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders....

I’m Pregnant in Florida. Why Won’t Ron DeSantis Let Me Vote Twice If He’s Pro-Life?

The following editorial was written by Susan Beax-Boosin, a nurse and...

New “Mrs. Shapiro” Bottled Water is Just the Empty Bottle

Hot on the heels of releasing his own white chocolate candy...

Matt Walsh Applied for a Hospital Job as a Pediatric Urologist

Daily Wire host and right-wing provocateur Matt Walsh told his audience today...

How to Tell When You Should Say “Woke” or Just Use the N-Word

If there is one constant in the universe, it's that change...

Judge in Dominion Lawsuit Releases Private Text Messages Between Fox Hosts and Execs

This week, the judge presiding over Dominion Voting System's billion dollar...

His State’s Anti-Drag Law Forces Ron DeSantis to Stop Wearing High Heeled Cowboy Boots

Gov. RonDeSantis of Florida received some personally troubling news today. According...

Greene Wants Harrison Ford to Testify About Being Antifa Leader Since 1980

Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) filed a bill on the House...

Ben Shapiro Unveils New White Chocolate “Himhe’s” Bars for Un-woke Candy Lovers

Move over, Hershey's, because there's a new chocolatier on the block,...