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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

DeSantis Bars Students from Learning About Trump’s Arrest or Indictment

Today, former President Donald J. Trump was arrested and arraigned on...

A Complete List of Every Unindicted President of the United States

Today is quite a historic day. For the first time in...

Trump Demands Change of Venue to Sewage Plant So He Faces Jury of His Peers

Former President Donald J. Trump never made any bones about it:...

FBI Issues Warning That Domestic Terrorists Plan to Protest Trump’s Arrest

The Federal Bureau of Investigations has issued a warning to law...

President Brandon Promises to Go Visit Trump in Jail

Yesterday, history was made when the New York City District Attorney...

Hillary Clinton Emails a Copy of Trump’s Indictment to Hunter Biden’s New Laptop

This morning, sources close to the situation are reporting that former...

DeSantis Bans Minecraft Because ‘Kids Can Get Hoes’ In It

Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida has used much of his second...

QAnon Shaman Released From Prison Early and Sent to Halfwit House

Jacob Chansley, the self-appointed "QAnon Shaman" who helped storm the nation's...

Musk Unsure Whether to Skip Child Support or Twitter Loan Payment This Month

Recently, billionaire hair plug recipient Elon Musk revealed that he believes...