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Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Lifestyle

Matt Gaetz is Boycotting Disney and Will Take His Prom Date to SeaWorld Instead

This week, Florida's governor signed a controversial law onto the books that bars discussions...
MAGA News

Eric Trump in Hospital With Nearly Melted Hands Because Tried to Destroy His Burner Phone

Recently, reports have surfaced that on January 6th, 2021, members of far right groups...
Lifestyle

I Attended an Orgy With Madison Cawthorn and Putin Really Seemed to Enjoy His Mouth

Allow me to say from the start that I understand it sounded pretty crazy...
Science & Medicine

Lauren Boebert Successfully Donated Six Brain Cells to MTG and Still Has Six to Spare

Doctors in Colorado are marveling at the news that a congressional representative from their...
Arts & Entertainment

RNC Calls Smith Slapping Rock “Legitimate Awards Show Discourse”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee issued a statement this morning roundly condemning...
MAGA News

Cruz Says He Helped Plan Eastman’s Coup Because “Someone Laced Trump’s Taint With Roofies”

Yesterday, a federal judge ruled that Trump loyalist and lawyer John Eastman could not...
Science & Medicine

Study of Mitch McConnell’s DNA Might Prove Existence of Racist Sperm

The National Research Labs of America published results of a new study this week...
Criminal Justice

A Second Grader Asked DeSantis Where Babies Come From. He Had Her Arrested.

This morning, while visiting an elementary school in Northern Florida, Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q)...
Arts & Entertainment

Rich Cultist Smacks Rich Comedian Who Made Joke at the Expense of Rich Cultist Wife

HOLLYWOOB, CALIFORNIA -- Last night, the 94th Annual Academy Awards and Showbiz Self-Fellatio Mass...
MAGA News

Texts Reveal Ginni Thomas Helped Meadows Steal Election and Get Trump’s McDonald’s Order

CBS News and The Washington Post broke the news last night that the wife of a...
MAGA News

Ted Cruz Wants to Know Whether He Can Identify as a Man If He Gets His Balls Back From Trump

If his recent actions are to be taken at face value, it would appear...
U.S. Politics

Judge Jackson Regrets Not Pre-Insulting Heidi Cruz’s Looks

Now that her confirmation hearings have come to a close, sources say that Judge...
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Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

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