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Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
LGTBQ+

Texas Gov. Abbot: ‘Constitution-Shmonstitution, No Gay Marriage In Texas Dagnabbit!’

Texas' Gov. Abbot might be a lawyer, but his constitutional knowledge? Well...
LGTBQ+

Ted Cruz Literally Explodes After Obamacare, Gay Marriage Decisions

The Texas demagogue was found in his hotel room, or at least what was chemically identifiable as Ted Cruz was found in his hotel room.
Science & Medicine

AMA Issues Warning About ‘Republican Butt-Hurt’ Epidemic After Obamacare Ruling

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A spokesman for the Amiercan Medical Association has issued a warning...
Business

WalMart To Stop Selling Confederate Flags And Roll-Out ‘Racist A-Hole’ Merchandise Instead

Need a Confederate Flag? Might wanna look somewhere besides Wal-Mart.
Pew Pew!

Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #412

How many of your guns did Obama threaten to come and personally melt down after the terrorist attack in South Carolina?
Pew Pew!

After 14th Mass Shooting in His Presidency, Conservatives Outraged Obama Mentions Guns

American conservatives were outraged that after the 13 mass shooting Obama has had to address, that he mentioned guns after the 14th.
Pew Pew!

Cops: Dylann Roof Being White and Armed ‘Key’ To Arrest, Not Summary Execution

Dylann Roof, the alleged South Carolina church shooter has been apprehended, against all modern police training and tactics.
U.S. Politics

Has Anyone Seen Donald Trump’s REAL Hairline?

It's time that Donald Trump stop hiding and reveal his long-form hairline.
Lifestyle

Conservatives Stunned By Racially Motivated Crime in Post-Racial America

The recent shooting in South Carolina has left some conservatives confused as to how a racially-motivated crime can happen in a post-racial country.
The War on Drugs

Colorado Supreme Court Rules Employees Can Be Fired For Post-Work Beer

The Colorado Supreme Court has revamped its previous ruling on whether employers can fire employees for off-hours vice consumption.
Religion

FLASH: Even Head Guy Who Believes in Virgin Birth Knows Climate Change Is Real

Pope Francis is making waves by insisting to his flock that they actually read what the Bible has to say about taking care of the planet.
U.S. Politics

Jeb: ‘My Main Objective, Win or Lose, Is To Disown My Last Name’

Jeb Bush tells a crowd what his biggest goal for his 2016 campaign will be.
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Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

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