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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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Conservative Media

Why Is Stephen Miller’s Mother’s Vagina Replacing Tucker Carlson at Fox News?

"We just figured one racist cunt could replace another and our audience would be...
Conservative Media

Settle Down, Libs. Lots of Us Pay Almost $1 Billion Because We Lied Our Asses Off.

The following is an editorial written by Dustin Pewpsin, a self-described "hardcore conservative Alpha...
Business

As Part of Dominion Settlement, Tucker and Hannity Must Share Custody of Trump’s Taint

"They already fought over who had more access to his balls and shaft, so...
Conservative Media

Judge in Dominion Lawsuit Releases Private Text Messages Between Fox Hosts and Execs

This week, the judge presiding over Dominion Voting System's billion dollar lawsuit against Fox...
Conservative Media

In Dominion Testimony, Rupert Murdoch Admitted He Knew Tucker Carlson Fucks Sheep

"...but obviously only the white ones." - Rupert Murdoch, referring to Tucker Carlson during...
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MTG Hopeful Tucker Carlson Only Shows January 6th Footage From Her Good Side

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) praised alleged Speaker Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA) for releasing more...
Conservative Media

Dominion Reveals Hannity, Ingraham, Carlson Texted About No Longer Liking Taste of Trump’s D

This week newly revealed court filings in the Dominion lawsuit against Fox News, texts...
Conservative Media

Tucker Carlson Vows He’ll Never Stop Sexually Fantasizing About Cartoon M&M’s

An angrily tearful Tucker Carlson told his Fox News audience today that he is...
Religion

God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend...
Conservative Media

At Our Last Klan Rally, Tucker Carlson Promised Me He Isn’t Racist

The following editorial was submitted by Fritz Palumbozo, a self-described white nationalist and writer...
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I Sold Tucker The Butt Dildo He Needs to Get Hard. He Didn’t Seem Worried About Masculinity.

https://youtu.be/kEAxbv5Dkac Tucker Carlson needs a healthy prostate massage to get an erection. Before you get...
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The Only Result I Got From Trying Tucker’s Teste Treatment Is My Balls Look Like Donald Trump

For most of my life, I have taken the advice of trusted medical professionals...
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Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

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