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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Betrayal? RFK’s Brain Worms Just Endorsed Donald Trump
"Much like how an Evangelical Christian can read the Bible and...
James Schlarmann
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June 12, 2024
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Every Former President Ranked from Least to Most Felony Convictions
Our regular readers will likely recall that part of our mission...
James Schlarmann
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June 7, 2024
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When Will Biden Call Off His War on Rapey Conmen Coup Conspirators?
The following editorial was written by Jethro Bohiggins -- a pro-MAGA...
Jethro Bohiggins
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June 5, 2024
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The RNC Will Officially Change Its Platform to Be Very, Very, Very, Very Soft on Crime
"...you need to do what happens to my TOTALLY NORMAL AND...
James Schlarmann
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May 31, 2024
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If I Don’t Have a Biden Flag, Biden Shoes, or Biden Bible, Am I Really Voting for Biden?
PROF. McTERRY: And who won the election? JAMES: Well, I don't fuck my cousin,...
James Schlarmann
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May 29, 2024
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I Asked a Klansman If He’s Voting For Biden Since They’re Both Democrats. He Punched Me.
"Man, it's really true what they say about Democrats. They're snowflakes." We...
James Schlarmann
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May 24, 2024
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For Conservatives, Fart Naps Are Quickly Replacing Power Naps
"While some might casually observe the irony in someone who belittles...
James Schlarmann
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May 22, 2024
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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance...
James Schlarmann
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May 17, 2024
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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I...
James Schlarmann
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May 15, 2024
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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU...
James Schlarmann
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May 10, 2024
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