Yearly Archives: 2013

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

The House Republicans Present: 5 Things Every Socialist Moocher Liberal Should Be Thankful For

The House Republicans have put out a new list of things they feel every liberal in America has to be thankful for.

Rick Santorum’s Next 3 Film Projects Announced!

Rick Santorum is now a movie producer, and we have the inside scoop on his next three films.

Wal-Mart Starts Charity Fund For Employees Who Donated Their Food To Their Co-Workers

Wal-Mart has a new idea to help their most needy employees: more incestuous charity from their workforce.

My Argument Against Obamacare, by Senator Rand Paul

An exclusive op-ed written by Sen. Rand Paul for The Political Garbage Chute.

The House Republicans Present: 5 Ways To Get By With Less Food

5 ways Republicans think you can get by with less food.

How 3 House Republicans Spent The First Day of Their Fundraising Vacation — Oops! — The Government Shutdown

How three House Republicans spent the first day of their taxpayer funded, unscheduled vacation.

5 Reasons House Republicans Want To Shut The Government Down

So just why DOES the House GOP want to shut the government down?

“5 NEW Benghazi Conspiracy Theories” by Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX)

No stand down order? No problem. Louie Gohmert's got five more Benghazi theories for you.

5 Other Benghazi Distractions

Ted Cruz thinks Syria is a distraction from Benghazi, and so are these five other things.

“My 5 Favorite iPhone Games” by Sen. John McCain

A leaked guest article from John McCain for a conservative tech magazine gives us more insight into America's favorite stodgy war monger.

5 Things You Can Thank Union Thugs For

5 reasons union thugs don't suck at all.

Rep. Dana Rohrabacher: “Earth’s Round Shape Totally Bogus”

Rep. Dana Rohrabacher proves his scientific intellect for the masses.

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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....