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Taco Bell Unveils New “Nacho Cheese Chalu-IPA” Craft Beer

IRVINE, CALIFORNIA -- Alleged food purveyor Taco Bell will be the latest California-based company...

Man on COVID Quarantine Really Missing Taco Bell Shits

LA MIERDA LIQUIDA, CALIFORNIA -- Getting used to living in the post-coronavirus America has...

Tennessee Man Suing To Shut Down His Local Taco Bell Because It’s ‘Too Mexican’

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- When right-wing podcaster, YouTube sensation, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins...

White House Caters Cinco de Mayo Luncheon with Taco Bell

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration continued its recent trend of catering events at...

Trump Wanted to Drop Detained Immigrants at Local Taco Bells and Del Tacos

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump has faced stiff backlash from Democratic lawmakers and various...

Arkansas MAGA Supporter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down For ‘Being Too Mexican’

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- When Clem O'Connell walked into the Taco Bell in his town...

Trump Has Taco Bell Delivered to Migrant Families Detained Under Bridge in El Paso Parking Lot

EL PASO, TEXAS -- President Donald Trump issued an executive order from his Oval...

Trump Says National Guard Needed To Protect The Border To Stop Taco Bell’s Invasion Of America

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump signed an executive order directing the National...

Taco Bell Taps Charlie Daniels To Promote Their New IllumiNachos Bell Grande

Country music legend Charlie Daniels is not a fan of The Illuminati, and he's...

Trump Voter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down For ‘Being Too Mexican’

"I have to settle for a Chalupa and a seven layer burrito and I have to leave my gun in the car."

BIGLY SIZE ME: Eat Like Trump for 30 Days in the New Food Documentary

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