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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
U.S. Politics
A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
MAGA News
Gaetz Wants House Republicans to Make Trump’s Balls Next Speaker
Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) is working hard behind the scenes to convince his fellow...
January 3, 2023
U.S. Politics
Bad News for Trump: House Rules State Speaker Must Be At Least as Intelligent as Their Gavel
The political career of alleged billionaire and former reality-TV game show Donald J. Trump...
June 21, 2021
Business
Trump Will Give State of the Union From McDonald’s Parking Lot
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) wielded the power...
January 17, 2019
The Democrats
Nancy Pelosi Asks Bob Mueller to Swear Her In As Speaker of the House
WASHINGTON. D.C. -- When she raises her right hand and is sworn in as...
January 3, 2019
Economy
Paul Ryan Not So Sure Collecting A Government Check Every Month For The Rest Of Your Life So Bad, After All
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Paul Ryan announced this week that he...
April 12, 2018
U.S. Politics
Paul Ryan Worried He’ll Never Get Laid Again Once He Quits Congress
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-Randian Dystopia) announced...
April 11, 2018
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Trump, Paul Ryan Met To Discuss Most Economical Flavors of Cat Food For Social Security Recipients
Paul Ryan meets with President elect Trump to discuss Social Security's future.
November 15, 2016
Science & Medicine
Shocker! Obama Says 57th Time’s the Charm and Will Repeal Obamacare Now
Has Obama agreed to repeal Obamacare?
January 6, 2016
U.S. Politics
Paul Ryan: “HJ-a-Day” is Deal Breaker for His Speaker Run
Paul Ryan has a LOT of historically significant demands in order to accept the role of Speaker of the House.
October 26, 2015
U.S. Politics
On His First Day as Speaker, Paul Ryan Has Promised To Do These Three Things
Paul Ryan sent his caucus a bullet-pointed list of three things he will get done in the first 24 hours he is Speaker of the House.
October 23, 2015
U.S. Politics
Paul Ryan Demands Goose That Lays Golden Eggs as Condition of Speakership
Paul Ryan once saw geese that laid golden eggs, and he's demanding one now as payment for his speakership.
October 21, 2015
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Tea Party/GOP Establishment Set Rules for Upcoming Rumble Over Speakership
Who will win the GOP rumble between the establishment and the Tea Party caucus?
October 20, 2015
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