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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
U.S. Politics
A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
Pew Pew!
Planned Parenthood Will Start Giving Away Free Guns With Abortions
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In response to what can only described as an onslaught of...
February 17, 2021
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Trump Orders Corporate Merger of Kansas and Missouri
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An errant presidential tweet may lead to the first corporate merger...
February 3, 2020
Women's Rights
Poll Says Majority of Americans Approve of Aborting Alabama, Missouri, Georgia, and Ohio
Back in May, four red states adopted new, extremely harsh bans on abortion within...
July 10, 2019
Women's Rights
Study Confirms 100% of Abortions Still None of Your F**king Business
Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion bans aimed squarely...
May 27, 2019
Women's Rights
Missouri Dems Propose Classifying Erections That Precede Abortions as Accessories to Murder
TRAPPEDIN, MISSOURI -- Democrats in the Missouri State legislature have proposed a new law that...
May 24, 2019
Women's Rights
Study Shows 100% of Abortions Still None of Your F**king Business
Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion bans aimed squarely...
May 21, 2019
Women's Rights
Man Who Can’t Find Woman Willing To Sleep With Him Gives Opinions on Abortion Anyway
COUSIN LOVERS, MISSOURI -- Jason Hubbard is a described "free market capitalist" with a...
May 21, 2019
Business
Amazon Starts Same-Day Coat Hanger Deliveries in Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, Missouri
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Scientific and news outlet Alternative Science reported recently that retail monolith...
May 20, 2019
Business
Shop-Vac Building New Manufacturing Facilities in Georgia, Alabama, Missouri, Ohio
WILLIAMSPORT, PENNSYLVANIA -- Citing a "brand new, previously unforeseen need in the market," Shop-Vac...
May 20, 2019
Women's Rights
Exclusive: Interview With a 2-Month Old Fetus About Its Feelings on Abortion!
In 1973, the United States Supreme Court ruled in Roe vs. Wade that the...
May 20, 2019
Women's Rights
Fully Aroused Mike Pence Just Staring at Maps of Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence has spent the last 36 solid hours...
May 17, 2019
The Bible Belt
Tennessee Considering Law Banning Abortion if Mother’s Mother Was Ever Pregnant
FORT CHINGAR PRIMA, TENNESSEE -- The Tennessee state legislature has joined Georgia, Ohio, Missouri,...
May 17, 2019
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