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Criminal Justice
Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
U.S. Politics
A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
U.S. Politics
Judge Jackson Regrets Not Pre-Insulting Heidi Cruz’s Looks
Now that her confirmation hearings have come to a close, sources say that Judge...
March 24, 2022
Conservative Media
Cruz: “Does Joe Biden Really Plan to Go Four Years Not Rage Tweeting About Cable News Ratings?”
An angry Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) took to the Senate floor today and blasted...
February 17, 2022
Lifestyle
8 Things Ted Cruz Has Defended More Rigorously Than His Own Wife
There are few men who are considered braver, or even as brave, as Sen....
October 27, 2021
The Democrats
Cruz: “Why Is Joe Biden So Afraid to Call My Wife Ugly?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) blasted President Joe Biden today, accusing him...
August 6, 2021
The Democrats
Dear President Joe: When Are You Going to Insult My Wife’s Looks, Sir?
"I'm waiting. Heidi's ugly ass is waiting. The nation's waiting."
March 5, 2021
Science & Medicine
Ted Cruz’s Ugly Wife Confirms Gender Neutral Potato Head and Her Husband Will Still Have Same Size Balls
Heidi Cruz, the ugly as sin wife of Sen. Ted Cruz, confirmed for reporters...
February 25, 2021
U.S. Politics
For the Sake of Bipartisanship, Biden Offers to Call Cruz’s Wife Ugly
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden ran on a message of uniting the country....
February 4, 2021
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Cruz: “An Impeachment Conviction After He’s Left Office Won’t Make My Wife Any Less Ugly”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before he left office, the former President of the United States...
January 26, 2021
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Cruz Says He and His Ugly Wife Are Appalled By Pro-Trump Violent Mob He Incited
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just days before the violent pro-Trump mob ransacked the capitol building,...
January 8, 2021
MAGA News
Cruz Awaits Poll Closings and News About Whether His Wife Will Be Ugly Another Four Years
FUCKFACE, TEXAS -- Canadian-born-Super-Texan-Cowboy-Elite-Ivy-League-Lawyer Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) told his staff this morning during...
November 2, 2020
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Ted Cruz Says Trump’s Dick “Tastes Like a Lifetime Appointment”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Scholars of American history perhaps have never answered the question before,...
September 10, 2020
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Cruz: “You Know What? My Wife is an Ugly She-Beast. My Dad Did Try to Kill JFK. Trump Is Totally Innocent.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's highly likely that no one on the Hill has been...
January 23, 2020
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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
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