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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way...
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less a long-distance relationship with your cult leader's dick?"
A lot of...
A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe...
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that training at The New School might have paid off."
Well, the...
Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We...
"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone. That might sound odd to we Americans who have been...
I’m a Single Issue Voter, and It’s Enabling Right-Wing Authoritarians If I Don’t Get...
The following piece was submitted to us by reader Gary Neophite, who describes himself as a "progressive liberal socialist who hates Donald Trump" as...
If I Can’t Vote for a Monarch With Immunity, I Don’t Have Freedom, Do...
The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and author Dustin Pewpsin. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Pewpsin, and...
I Finally Saw Hunter Biden’s Dick. The Bad News for Republicans? It Didn’t Make...
Midge was so intent on making sure that every American saw Hunter's cock that she showed everyone in America Hunter's cock during an actual,...
As Soon as Ron or Nikki Insults Heidi Cruz, I’ll Know Who I’m Voting...
The following editorial was written by Dustin Pewpsin, a right-wing commentator, current Fox News employee, and former Dan Bongino fact-checker. The opinions and viewpoints...
Cruz Withholding 2024 Endorsement Until He Hears Every Candidate’s Stance on His Ugly Wife
Though the next presidential election is still over a year away, the machinations involved in selected the two major parties' nominees has already begun...
Settle Down, Libs. Lots of Us Pay Almost $1 Billion Because We Lied Our...
The following is an editorial written by Dustin Pewpsin, a self-described "hardcore conservative Alpha Male" and podcaster. The views and opinions expressed herein are...
McCarthy: Poor People Should at Least Pretend to Work Like He Does For His...
"Speaker McCarthy is just getting a little sick and tired of all the Poorsy McGees out there putting their hands out instead of putting...
