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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Oil Tycoon Explains Why The Rich Can’t Afford More Taxes But Can Give Billions to Campaigns

A different view of campaign finance issues from a wealthy oil tycoon.

Donald Trump Stump Speech Breaks Out At Klan Rally

A run of the mill Klan rally turns into a political spectacle at the hands of Donald Trump.

Cooking and Cocking: 5 Kitchen Tips for Your Gun From Wayne LaPierre

An excerpt from Wayne LaPierre's new cooking book, "Cooking and Cocking."

Citing “Senioritis,” Obama Decides to Stay In Afghanistan

President Obama has decided to leave troops in Afghanistan after his departure from office after all.

Jim Webb Was Sent Back in Time to Protect John Connor

Jim Webb makes a surprise announcement following the debates.

Republican Confused By Lack of Xenophobia In Democratic Debate

One Republican is furious at the dearth of xenophobia put on display by Democrats in their first debate.

Town Democrat ‘Really Impressed’ With Hillary Clinton’s Slick Mastery of Politics

One man says Hillary Clinton's slick, pre-packaged styling is much more important than substance and ideological consistency.

Mike Huckabee: Please Let Me Indian Give My Asian Joke!

Mike Huckabee would like to take back the Asian joke he made during the first televised Democratic debate.

Man Ready to Forget About Mass Shootings For 24 Hours Before the Next Mass Shooting

One American is just looking for a break between mass shootings. So give him a day, would ya?

Rep. Trey Gowdy To Move Benghazi Hearings to Salem

Can one Republican get the Benghazi hearings moved to a venue more conducive to his tactics?