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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Ben Carson: I Used To Be a Violent Jerk, Now I’m Just a Stupid One!

Ben Carson wants to remind everyone he's more dumb than violent now.

Ben Carson: Not Claiming Your Farts Is ‘Exactly Like Slavery’

Ben Carson and slavery comparisons go together like peanut butter and stupid jelly.

House GOP Creates Committee To Investigate Link Between Benghazi, Planned Parenthood, Hillary, and the Holocaust

Will House Republicans be successful in their next endeavor to make Hillary Clinton un-electable?

Local Republican Can’t Wait to Share His Awful Views of Rape, Incest With You

One man's fight against abortion rights has him willing to make himself look absolutely disgusting to most humans.

Paul Ryan: “HJ-a-Day” is Deal Breaker for His Speaker Run

Paul Ryan has a LOT of historically significant demands in order to accept the role of Speaker of the House.

On His First Day as Speaker, Paul Ryan Has Promised To Do These Three Things

Paul Ryan sent his caucus a bullet-pointed list of three things he will get done in the first 24 hours he is Speaker of the House.

Gowdy Says He Has Evidence Someone Was ‘Blowing’ HRC The Night of Benghazi

A new, but familiar sounding development in the Benghazi investigation.

Trey Gowdy Goes On 11 Hour Fishing Trip, Comes Back With Fish Conspiracy Theories

When Trey Gowdy went back home to blow off steam after grilling Hillary Clinton for an entire day, he was met with a new set of challenges.

NRA Executive: Promoting Civil War Fantasy Piece Was ‘Just a Suggestion, Not a Warning’

Right-wing blogger and gun rights activist Bob Owens wrote a piece about hanging Democrats after a civil war over guns, and the NRA promoted it, but why?

Mitch McConnell: Let’s Make Obama a Three Term President!

Why does Mitch McConnell all of a sudden want a man who had hoped to limit to one term to have a THIRD term?!