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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Gowdy Says He Has Evidence Someone Was ‘Blowing’ HRC The Night of Benghazi

A new, but familiar sounding development in the Benghazi investigation.

Trey Gowdy Goes On 11 Hour Fishing Trip, Comes Back With Fish Conspiracy Theories

When Trey Gowdy went back home to blow off steam after grilling Hillary Clinton for an entire day, he was met with a new set of challenges.

NRA Executive: Promoting Civil War Fantasy Piece Was ‘Just a Suggestion, Not a Warning’

Right-wing blogger and gun rights activist Bob Owens wrote a piece about hanging Democrats after a civil war over guns, and the NRA promoted it, but why?

Mitch McConnell: Let’s Make Obama a Three Term President!

Why does Mitch McConnell all of a sudden want a man who had hoped to limit to one term to have a THIRD term?!

Americans Celebrate End of Racism With Traditional “Burning of Six Black Churches”

Six black churches burned in St. Louis this month, but was it all part of a traditional American celebration?

BREAKING: Trey Gowdy Not Sure Dunk Tank Will Be Ready For Hillary’s Benghazi Testimony

Trey Gowdy's big day with Hillary is already off to a rough start

Joe Biden Eschews Presidential Run To Embark on Epic Crusade to Find Lost Treasure

What Joe Biden plans to do with his post-political career may surprise some

A Sad, Disillusioned Trey Gowdy is Roaming the Halls of Congress, Offering to ‘Witch Hunt’ People

With his beloved Select Committee on Benghazi crumbling before his eyes, Trey Gowdy finds himself rudderless in Washington.

Paul Ryan Demands Goose That Lays Golden Eggs as Condition of Speakership

Paul Ryan once saw geese that laid golden eggs, and he's demanding one now as payment for his speakership.

Jim Webb Challenges Bernie Sanders to Arm Wrestle

Jim Webb is out of the presidential race for now, but that doesn't mean his competitive spirit has dulled.