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How Many Hours Will My 90 Year Old Grandma Need to Work to Pay for Eggs and Milk?

...the incoming president's advisers would like women to first be put to work as birthing cows, but my grandma hasn't been of child-bearing age...

5 Things Paul Ryan Loves About Medicare

What could Paul Ryan possibly find to love about Medicare? Click the link and find out!

5 Reasons No One Listens To John McCain About Anything Anymore

If the elder(ly) statesman from Arizona is wondering why no one outside his party listens to him, he can perhaps read this list and gain some insight.

5 Things That Are Less Out of Touch and Extreme Than The Republicans

A new poll shows that the majority of Americans find the GOP out of touch and too extreme. How extreme and out of touch? These five things are actually LESS extreme and out of touch than they are.

5 Things Ted Cruz Wants To Accomplish In the Senate

The five things Senator Ted Cruz really wants to tackle in his time in the Senate.

5 Things Other Than Sequester That Congressional Republicans Would Rather Avoid

Republicans in Congress are now all too eager to let sequestration cuts go into effect March 1st.

5 Reasons Republicans Don’t Want To Raise The Minimum Wage

5 Reasons the Republicans in Congress don't want to raise the minimum wage.

Wayne LaPierre’s Lost Love Poem To His Guns

A poem written by Wayne LaPierre for the love of his life.