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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Matt Walsh Applied for a Hospital Job as a Pediatric Urologist

Daily Wire host and right-wing provocateur Matt Walsh told his audience today...

How to Tell When You Should Say “Woke” or Just Use the N-Word

If there is one constant in the universe, it's that change...

Judge in Dominion Lawsuit Releases Private Text Messages Between Fox Hosts and Execs

This week, the judge presiding over Dominion Voting System's billion dollar...

His State’s Anti-Drag Law Forces Ron DeSantis to Stop Wearing High Heeled Cowboy Boots

Gov. RonDeSantis of Florida received some personally troubling news today. According...

Greene Wants Harrison Ford to Testify About Being Antifa Leader Since 1980

Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) filed a bill on the House...

Ben Shapiro Unveils New White Chocolate “Himhe’s” Bars for Un-woke Candy Lovers

Move over, Hershey's, because there's a new chocolatier on the block,...

“I Didn’t Say Eradicate Jews. I Said Eradicate Jewishness as a Philosophy.”

The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Adolf Hitler,...

DeSantis Demands Disney World Close ‘It’s a Small World’ Because It Promotes Woke Globalism

"...the only black automatons we tolerate are Candice Owens and Ben...

Why I Downplayed COVID Even Though I Knew It Was a Bioweapon From the Beginning

The following editorial was submitted by right-wing commentator and podcaster Dustin...