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Gaetz Out, Fogle In?

Upon hearing the news from his fellow inmates at Englewood Federal Correctional Institute in Englewood, Colorado that former Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) dropped out...

“I Didn’t Say Eradicate Jews. I Said Eradicate Jewishness as a Philosophy.”

The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Adolf Hitler,...

DeSantis Demands Disney World Close ‘It’s a Small World’ Because It Promotes Woke Globalism

"...the only black automatons we tolerate are Candice Owens and Ben...

Why I Downplayed COVID Even Though I Knew It Was a Bioweapon From the Beginning

The following editorial was submitted by right-wing commentator and podcaster Dustin...

Greene Wants Answers from Biden About 16 Trillion Illegal Immigrants Crossing Border

Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) lashed out at the Biden administration...

DeSantis Vows to Force Disney to Turn Aladdin’s Genie White

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) knows what Americans, not just Floridians,...

In Dominion Testimony, Rupert Murdoch Admitted He Knew Tucker Carlson Fucks Sheep

"...but obviously only the white ones." - Rupert Murdoch, referring to...

Disney World Adds 300% ‘Christofascist Dystopia’ Fee to All Park Admission Prices

This week, Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) finished his hostile takeover of...

Scott Adams Can Still Run His “Dilbert” Comics on the Back of KKK Pamphlets

Cartoonist Scott Adams' "Dilbert" comic strip has been pulled from several...

Hey Libs, The DOE Has “Low Confidence” in a COVID Lab Leak, So Our Racism is Justified

The following editorial was submitted to our editorial staff by right-wing...