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Criminal Justice

FBI Issues Warning That Domestic Terrorists Plan to Protest Trump’s Arrest

The Federal Bureau of Investigations has issued a warning to law...
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Criminal Justice

President Brandon Promises to Go Visit Trump in Jail

Yesterday, history was made when the New York City District Attorney...
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Emails a Copy of Trump’s Indictment to Hunter Biden’s New Laptop

This morning, sources close to the situation are reporting that former...
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Business

DeSantis Bans Minecraft Because ‘Kids Can Get Hoes’ In It

Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida has used much of his second...
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Criminal Justice

QAnon Shaman Released From Prison Early and Sent to Halfwit House

Jacob Chansley, the self-appointed "QAnon Shaman" who helped storm the nation's...
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Business

Musk Unsure Whether to Skip Child Support or Twitter Loan Payment This Month

Recently, billionaire hair plug recipient Elon Musk revealed that he believes...
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LGTBQ+

The Second Amendment Clearly Doesn’t Apply to People Whose Genitals I Haven’t Seen

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and podcaster Dustin...
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Tech

Musk Wants to Charge $500 to Delete Twitter from Your Phone

In a sign that things might not be going so well...
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Pew Pew!

After TN Christian School Shooting, NRA Wants Armed Gods in the Classroom

By now, most Americans have realized that mass shooting events at...
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History

Who Got Paid More to Suck Trump’s Dick: Stormy or Jim Jordan?

As far as the world can tell, there are two people...
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