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Biden Tells Trump He’ll Race Him Upstairs to See Who Takes Cognitive Test First

The one thing it seems every Americans knows they need most...
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Economic Models Project Which Red States Become Third World Countries After National Divorce

Horse faced cave troll and Congresswoman Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA)...
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MTG Hopeful Tucker Carlson Only Shows January 6th Footage From Her Good Side

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) praised alleged Speaker Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA)...
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Sorry Libs, You Have to Honor The Stupid Ones on Presidents Day, Too!

The following op-ed was written by Dustin Pewpsin, a conservative commentator....
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Boebert Slams Biden for Spending President’s Day in Country She Can’t Find on a Map

This morning, President Joe Biden made a surprise visit to Ukraine,...
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MTG’s Attorney Says He Can Handle National Divorce For Her, Too

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) lashed out at President Joe Biden...
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DeSantis Bans Minors from Attending Scottish Highland Games

Each year, all over America, people partake in the Scottish Highland...
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Dominion Reveals Hannity, Ingraham, Carlson Texted About No Longer Liking Taste of Trump’s D

This week newly revealed court filings in the Dominion lawsuit against...
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Gaetz Takes Date to Chuck E. Cheese to Celebrate Not Being Charged for Underage Sex Trafficking

It was truly a day of celebration for Rep. Matt Gaetz...
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Musk Will Start Charging Twitter Users $500 to Block Him

On Super Bowl Sunday, alt-right billionaire plutocrat Elon Musk was extremely...
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