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Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Conservative Media

Laura Ingraham Says “U Can’t Touch This” and “La Vie En Rose” Are Her Favorite Kanye West Songs

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Over the last few days, American conservatives have touted...
MAGA News

Man Finishes Rant On Crooked Hillary and Moochelle Obama, Pivots To Defending Huckabee, Conway From Comedian’s Mean Words

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Wearing his favorite "Fuck Your Feelings" Trump 2016 t-shirt, Clem O'Connell...
MAGA News

Michelle Wolf Apologizes For Anyone Offended By Her “Locker Room Set” At White House Correspondents Dinner

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Comedian Michelle Wolf metaphorically lit the room on fire at last...
MAGA News

Man Who Harassed Black Man About Non-Existent Kenyan Birth Certificate For A Decade Outraged Over Ronny Jackson Allegations

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump shocked the country when he used...
Science & Medicine

New Study: Mansplaining is Most Effective Contraceptive Available

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- A groundbreaking new scientific study has been released by...
MAGA News

North Korea Sends Draft Peace Deal To Ambassador Dennis Rodman For Input

This morning the leaders of North and South Korea set the world abuzz thanks...
Arts & Entertainment

Trump Offers Bill Cosby Work Release Position in His Administration

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Disgraced pudding salesman Bill Cosby has been found guilty on all three...
MAGA News

Trump Says Michael Cohen Is His Lawyer Sometimes, But Was Never His Attorney

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump's former personal attorney -- a man Trump himself referred...
History

The Alternative Facts of Trump’s First State Dinner (VIDEO)

While on the campaign trail, candidate Donald Trump said a lot of things. As...
Business

To Thwart Package Thieves, Next Year Amazon Will Only Offer Shitty Products

There can be very little doubt left at this point that when it comes...
MAGA News

Betsy DeVos Wants Sixth Grade Science Textbooks Replaced With The New Testament

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Department of Education, under direction from Education Secretary Betsy DeVos,...
MAGA News

Trump Experienced Brief Moment of Unexpected Sexual Arousal With Macron

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, President Donald Trump welcomed French President Emmanuel Macron and...
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Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

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